A Stiff-Necked-People = Adjective for the Human condition during Coronavirus Pandemic.
1. Previously an adjective assigned by God to the Hebrews in the book of Exodus, meaning stubborn, as they held to old ways, and made the golden calf.
2. Has ironic new meaning, as Jews and Gentiles alike embraced new ways to worship: meaning "persevering," as they held excruciatingly long seders, or Easter services etc., seated awkwardly staring at poorly positioned computer sceens, and/or spent hours looking down at cell phones, during social distancing quarantine--often finding themselves in physical pain from doing so
1. Previously an adjective assigned by God to the Hebrews in the book of Exodus, meaning stubborn, as they held to old ways, and made the golden calf.
2. Has ironic new meaning, as Jews and Gentiles alike embraced new ways to worship: meaning "persevering," as they held excruciatingly long seders, or Easter services etc., seated awkwardly staring at poorly positioned computer sceens, and/or spent hours looking down at cell phones, during social distancing quarantine--often finding themselves in physical pain from doing so
Inclined at 15 degrees, the weight of the human head exerts a force of 27 lbs. on the cervical vertebrae and scapular musculature, and at 60 degrees, gravity adds 33 more lbs. So, during covid 19 social distancing the condition called "A Stiff-Necked-People" has run rampant, & "inflamed" the masses--everybody is getting stiff necks, sore shoulders, or has slept weird hours, & awoken with cramped muscles, crashed on their couches.
by z'mirote April 16, 2020
among us people
theres
the dater (male) : hey here my number 800-588-2300
the dater (female): lets haves sex
the troller: im gonna call a meeting and say alot cuss words
(crewmate) the rage quiter : NOOOOOO I DIED FROM A STUPID IMPOSTER NOO *leaves game*
(imposter) rage quitters: THEY CAUGHT ME NOOO *leaves game*
the host : hey guys no trolling
the noob: im running to a wall
the afk: .....
thd crewmate: doing task hope i dont die
im imposter: killing is what i do
the snitch: GUYS ITS PURPLE (purple: dude why you snitched) ... *leaves game*
the afk imposter: ...
the hacker: *ban*
the teamers: HAHAHAHAHAH wait we got voted out FOR WHAT (ghost: teaming) SO WHAT
the friends: *kicked*
the self reporter: ( everyone: where) in medbay
the stalker (crewmate) : stalking them so they dont vent
the stalker: (imposter) : time to die
theres
the dater (male) : hey here my number 800-588-2300
the dater (female): lets haves sex
the troller: im gonna call a meeting and say alot cuss words
(crewmate) the rage quiter : NOOOOOO I DIED FROM A STUPID IMPOSTER NOO *leaves game*
(imposter) rage quitters: THEY CAUGHT ME NOOO *leaves game*
the host : hey guys no trolling
the noob: im running to a wall
the afk: .....
thd crewmate: doing task hope i dont die
im imposter: killing is what i do
the snitch: GUYS ITS PURPLE (purple: dude why you snitched) ... *leaves game*
the afk imposter: ...
the hacker: *ban*
the teamers: HAHAHAHAHAH wait we got voted out FOR WHAT (ghost: teaming) SO WHAT
the friends: *kicked*
the self reporter: ( everyone: where) in medbay
the stalker (crewmate) : stalking them so they dont vent
the stalker: (imposter) : time to die
by YAY_fucktheinternet November 30, 2020
A particular group of people who feel superior to others based on the display of self-righteous, vague, mass produced yard signs that someone made in order to capitalize on after the election of the Bad Orange Man.
Yard Sign People most often reside in elite urban neighborhoods that are most insulted from the real world consequences of their regressive policy.
Yard Sign People most often reside in elite urban neighborhoods that are most insulted from the real world consequences of their regressive policy.
by big salty dawg August 23, 2023
Even if you don't have alzheimer's, you have it because you're white and white people always forget something.
'Did u take ur briquet?'
- OH FUCK i forgot it at home
'WHAT DID I TELL YOU A COUPLE MINUTES AGO FFS, fucking white people alzheimer's'
- OH FUCK i forgot it at home
'WHAT DID I TELL YOU A COUPLE MINUTES AGO FFS, fucking white people alzheimer's'
by UNCOOR UN GROOP October 25, 2018
People who are capable of flexing the slightest and stupidest things to others and not knowing how slight and stupid it is. Very few people have this talent of hardcore flexing. Very flexible, indeed.
by howohowo October 29, 2020
The bizarre and nonsensical reasoning with minimal logic applied that old people give when tryin to formulate the reasons why or how someone/something occurred, often displayed in utmost confidence.
'I took a dump two times in one night? It definitely must mean that I have diabetes.' ... Old people logic
"I brought home a burger from work last night and ate it while watching tv? I definitely must be depressed and am eating away my problems." ... Old people logic
"I like using cruise control on the highway? I probably am aggressive in nature and this is a natural way for me to express it." ... Old people logic
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"I brought home a burger from work last night and ate it while watching tv? I definitely must be depressed and am eating away my problems." ... Old people logic
"I like using cruise control on the highway? I probably am aggressive in nature and this is a natural way for me to express it." ... Old people logic
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by Thomas_the_tank_engine May 19, 2015
by Reevocon February 01, 2020