young pig with its ears pinned back

A method of describing a substantial, yet flaccid male uncircumcised member

he was asleep so I took the chance to have a look at his cock , and holy Christ , it’s like a young pig with its ears pinned back

by Napoleon BonerPart February 3, 2023

Lemon ear feetprints

The footprints of your earwax.

"Lena stared at the smudges on her headphones and laughed, ‘Looks like I left some lemon ear feetprints behind after that long study session!’"

by Melon the earwig March 3, 2025

ear basics

Ear Basics is the latest Personal Sound Amplification Product a.k.a PSPA. Ear Basics is being promoted as a "Hearing AID", which it is not. Read the complete "Ear Basics" review here, get to know what it actually does, how does it amplify the sound, what are the pros and cons of the Ear Basics.

Have you tried the as seen on tv "ear basics"

Is "ear basics" a hearing aid?

does "ear basics" really work?

by OspreyReviews June 22, 2019

Russian ear wax slushy

When you blend the ear wax of your partner with your sperm to make a slush or then drink/consume through the anal entry

I would love some Russian ear wax slushy

by Yea I’m luekgsvsbbsnsn May 12, 2021

Brynn ear

When one or both ears poke through the hair like Greenville Brynnions.

1. Hey get rid of your Brynn Ear!!
2. I could see her Brynn Ear from 2 miles away.
3. The girl had trouble doing her hair because, her Brynn Ear kept sticking out.

by Tres-Amigos October 17, 2021

Ear hole penetration

The act of spending a large amount of money of bacon flavored anal lube is smear in someone's ear and then FUCK THE SHIT out of there ear hole

Beckah: "sorry I can't go shopping with you ear head still hurts because me and my boyfriend Tyrone tried Ear hole penetration for the the first time last night"

by Mynameisjeff6942069 April 7, 2017

Jared's Ears

Most ticklish ginormous, and gargantious motherfuckers on this planet, in the solar system, in our galaxy, in our milkyway, and especially, on this side of the Mississippi. These existing figures that we call ears are the biggest most pergananant beings on the face of the same planet i breathe on

Man I got a real Jared's Ears on my balls

by Christophlak March 30, 2024