You go back in time, make bacon with your mom while your pecker is covered in maple syrup, so you become your own father.
Friend: Hey John, what does your dad look like?
You: Well you know I love me a good Canadian Baconator. *you show him a selfie*
You: Well you know I love me a good Canadian Baconator. *you show him a selfie*
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Ex. 1. Buddy: (with joint in hand) hey man wanna hear something funny?
Guy: fuckin eh right I do bud ahaha
Buddy: (says a really funny joke/pun)
Guy: man ahahah that's funnier than when the prime minister fell off his moose into a tub of maple syrup during the hockey game !
Both buddy and guy are Canadian comedians Because the joint is always shared
Guy: fuckin eh right I do bud ahaha
Buddy: (says a really funny joke/pun)
Guy: man ahahah that's funnier than when the prime minister fell off his moose into a tub of maple syrup during the hockey game !
Both buddy and guy are Canadian comedians Because the joint is always shared
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