That burn you get as the hot pizza box sits in your lap during the car ride home. This usually results in your legs being red from where the box was, as well as a temporary burning pain.
by A Random Name I needed to Post September 11, 2011

by guy267 January 5, 2010

(Phrase) A method used to ascend the corporate ladder, usually at a nuclear facility, whereby the employee significantly abrades his or her knees in the process of administering oral sex to a superior in an effort to gain a higher ranking position.
Also a severe abrading of the forehead due to repeated contact with rough carpet, received during violent anal sex from upper management during times of procedural changes; usually accompanied by a sore rectum.
Also a severe abrading of the forehead due to repeated contact with rough carpet, received during violent anal sex from upper management during times of procedural changes; usually accompanied by a sore rectum.
"Looks like Larry's caddy has a serious case of Cordova Rug Burn!"
"I got a bad case of Cordova Rug Burn with this last set of procedure changes."
"I got a bad case of Cordova Rug Burn with this last set of procedure changes."
by antisympathetic March 6, 2010

"Dude! Did you see that Heaven shall burn shiw last night?"
"Yeah they kicked the sh!t out of all the other bands!"
"Yeah they kicked the sh!t out of all the other bands!"
by CracK.Killz December 4, 2004

by Symore October 27, 2006

by Gag-Revolver October 17, 2013

Kay: Hey Maura, yo momma so fat, she went out in high heels and came back in flip flops.
Maura: That's not very nice!
Kseniya: Oooer, burn!
Maura: That's not very nice!
Kseniya: Oooer, burn!
by sophie b February 29, 2008
