Shark

To shark is to put one's dick inside of a nose, this is usually done in rehab when people are having withdrawals and just want to snort anything, so they would snort each other's cum.

I was chillin' in my house when a drug addict hopped in from my window and sharked me.

by Cock Crammer May 26, 2023

shark

A term used to define a sexual activity performed by getting head from a gay guy with braces then ejaculating into his nose as the blood pours onto his mouth giving a sense of euphoria.

ok yeah no, I just had to make something for the people who saw the definition of urbandictionary and decided to look up shark for the sexual meaning, you know what shark really means (an aquatic carnivorous animal group)

random guy in a friend group: hey did you know that shark is a sexual term I found in the definition of urbandictionary?
that one bystander: no one gives a fuck, go get some women

by FluffKay November 16, 2023

Shark

A sexual position where a woman lies flat on her back in a bathtub. then a man lies on top of her inserting his penis into her vagina, then they both flop around and bite each other.

Jim: Damn bro my wife is crazy! Last night she wanted to do it shark style with me!
Jason: Wow! your lucky.

by Shark-style October 11, 2022

barking for sharks

The act of vomiting.

Where did your buddy go? He's in the bathroom barking for sharks after that last shot.

by G@wordman October 22, 2017

Tiger Shark Tuesday

A national holiday every Tuesday celebrating tiger sharks

Jim: What day is it?

Ron: Its tiger shark Tuesday!

Jim: Thanks!

by Kibahascorona July 12, 2023

Lightning Shark

A lightning shark is a situation where it's impossible to get what you are hoping for. There's nothing you can do about it. If a shark comes down from the sky fast as lightning while you're doing your thing, what can you do about it if it's headed your direction? Lightning sharks are a big part of life and we just have to deal with it.

That was a lightning shark
It's a total lightning shark when I gotta rush my kid to the hospital but my car breaks down on the way there.

It's such a lightning shark when I'm about to kiss my crush for the first time, but then a fire alarm starts going off and interrupts it

by Temiz December 22, 2023

Baby shark

Very similar in many ways to a turtles head but much more aggressive.

Let me I the bathroom it's no longer a turtles head it's formed a baby shark. Oh no......

by Bigfella74 July 05, 2023