Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.
Homer: Bart, you uptard, didn't you hear your mother and myself? go do your homework.
Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.
Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.
Homer: Bart, you uptard, didn't you hear your mother and myself? go do your homework.
Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.
Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.
by Sexydimma August 25, 2013
Get the telling me your limo is triple parkedmug. A “single-status-scoping” maneuver to see whether a hot chick whom you’re interested in is rocking anything besides “non-official” finger-jewelry.
Using da triple-s double-handshake clasp is merely one of several pleasant hands-accessing techniques to visually determine if a gal is wearing wedding and/or engagement rings --- doing finger-interlacings, playing fingertips or palm-juggle or wrist-clap, or performing other soh-shuh-buhl activities wif her pretty hands are all good ways of figuring out whether said attractive damsel might be someone whom you could either court yourself or at least consider asking for a “more than just a hands-and-feet relationship” status.
by QuacksO November 21, 2024
Get the triple-s double-handshake claspmug. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Triple Back On The Triple BAck Expressive Smacked BAck Nature Called Nurture<.7.9.7.6.>mug. Colloquially "Triple J"
When one receives all of the below at the same time; a blow job, a hand job ands a rim job.
3-4 parties must be involved for a triple J to occur. Anything with more parties would be considered a Triple J Orgy.
When one receives all of the below at the same time; a blow job, a hand job ands a rim job.
3-4 parties must be involved for a triple J to occur. Anything with more parties would be considered a Triple J Orgy.
Guy 1: Those two chicks gave me a sick Triple Job last night.
Guy 2: Sound mate! I've never had more than a Double J
Guy 2: Sound mate! I've never had more than a Double J
by Gold5 January 9, 2016
Get the Triple Jobmug. the action of quickly risking a dub, or social credit, by switching up on someone to taunt them in a fashionable manner.
3 times I edged you XD, how? I'm not even edging you at this point I'm preforming a triple decker doozie XD.
by MisterFister'sBlister December 12, 2022
Get the Triple decker dooziemug. Tripple F stands for "Fucked Up Forty-Fours". A point in your mother life were she is inevitably fucked up mentally from life in general. You must be fourty-four years of age and a mother.
She is may be unable to fly on airplanes, and may even proceed to tell the airport desk clerk that they are "fucked up".
She is may be unable to fly on airplanes, and may even proceed to tell the airport desk clerk that they are "fucked up".
Bill - "My mom is well adjusted and pretty stable!"
Tim - "well , my mother is a Triple F, shes just a fucked up forty four."
Tim - "well , my mother is a Triple F, shes just a fucked up forty four."
by KynsMadd October 24, 2019
Get the Triple Fmug. 