Mexican Christmas Tree

Marijuana plant.

Did you notice that Mexican Christmas Tree they had growing on their back patio?

by MikeInGrafton June 21, 2024

vaginal christmas trees

christmas tree witha vagina tree topper

hey sweetie do you like our new vaginal Christmas trees?

by sloppy joe your girl December 13, 2023

Canadian Christmas

When your parents give in and let you open gifts the day before. Comes from the stereotype of overly nice Canadians.

Oh shit I got a ps4 for canadian christmas, I might not even bother with real christmas

by SWAGBABE430-10 December 8, 2016

go eat a christmas tree

a funny christmas insult

max : bro your so dumb!
leah: go eat a christmas tree!

by haddadoitonem December 18, 2023

New Christmas

A departure from tradition; simpler and more casual

"You don't have to get dressed up and make a five course meal. It's New Christmas... we're ordering in and eating in our PJ's!"

by Ms.Grizzace December 31, 2021

Christmas

A day celebrated for a big guy in a red suit to break into your house, eat you’re cookie, and leave you girls for being a good boy or girl. If you’re naughty you get punished.

Santa punished my mom On Christmas for being really really bad this Year.

by Christmas lady 221 December 20, 2019

Christmas

The biggest load of bullshit going

Jim: it’s Christmas

Greg: oh for fuck sake again we had one last year

by Christmas hater 55 December 24, 2020