ride the f train

Popular New York City slang for engaging in coitus

I rode the f train with your mom (up the butt)

by C Stan June 2, 2005

Last Train to Paris

A sexual act involving 5 individuals: 3 males and 2 females. The Last Train to Paris is when a male and female form a train of sexual intercourse, leading up to the remaining two males performing an Eiffel Tower. Hence "The Last Train to Paris".

Hey broski, remember that time where we walked in on Jeff and his friends catching the Last Train to Paris?

by The ball buster November 11, 2011

french train schedule

A French train schedule is often marked delayed, or in French, retard. Someone who is a French train schedule, then, is a retard.

"The new guy is such a French train schedule. How'd he get in?"
"Nepotism."

by Instr August 18, 2017

The Osaka Bullet Train

The act of self-pleasure while on a bidet and immediately preceeding climax, one initiates the bidet to spray firmly on the rectum, thus creating a supergasm.

Guy 1: Have you ever been to Japan?
Guy 2: Yes, I experienced The Osaka Bullet Train for the first time there.

by 4guys1house December 29, 2018

Mississippi Mud Train

When one partner fucks their partners mouth, while letting a turd slip out on to their significant others chest, allowing it to slide down their torso.

Man, I can’t believe she let me Mississippi Mud Train her!

by LaneMikey May 26, 2018

Hog my train

The act of getting your ass eaten out during Oktoberfest

That explains the man who tried to hog my train

by Dellush September 30, 2023

Birth Month Training

It is when you live in a state that requires you to have all your licenses and annual training done on your birth month.

Bro #1: Dude, let's go to the club velvet this friday!

Bro #2: I can't man I'm broke. I had to use my whole check to pay for my birth month training.

by souljajc May 3, 2010