pump and jump

To jerk off while on trampoline.

Arin: Where's Dan?

Ross: He's outside on the trampoline having a quick "Pump and Jump".

by spurrrrnt May 18, 2021

Pump it

To ask someone to buy weed and smoke with you for free

Me: Hey bro can you pump it for the one time?

Friend: yeah I gotchu just pump it when you can!

by Boujeedickddawg May 21, 2021

Pump Slap

It's when you wear a pair of reebok pump shoes from the 90's and slap someone

"Man, Jerry just pump slapped Mark for messing up his work space"

by Drkn3ssLurkz May 28, 2021

Pump

the act of farting, or releasing built up stomach gasses through your anus. Pumping is sometimes used as a more savory term for the act because sensitive parents have an issue with the word 'fart', and deem 'pump' as less disgusting and more acceptable.

I really have to pump right now my my friends will smell it, and know that my pumps are stinky. I must hold my pump in

by TortontoTim May 28, 2021

suck n pump

Giving someone a Blowjob and then having sex with the same person.

“Maybe i give him a quick suck n pump in the bathroom. A suck n pump means to give someone a blowjob and sleep with the same person. I suck him off and in return, he give me three pumps and stops.”

by Mm21 May 29, 2021

pumping wood

Tom Kuhn, maker of the famous wooden "No Jive" yo-yo, gave the nickname "pumping wood" in reference to playing with a yo yo.

Man, I was all by myself yesterday, so I was pumping wood to pass the time.

by PGZ May 13, 2005

chicken pump

my dog when it makes its legs go in circles and chingles its tags.

the chicken pump was just annoying me. maybe my dog will se this and stop.

by leethaxxor January 28, 2004