The Hat Man knows all, The Hat Man sees all. And he wants to meet you. To summon his physical form to our Plane of Existence, you must perform the ritual. First, place a Tophat of your choice on the floor, and cover the ground around it with garlic salt. And then light the salt. Once that is completed, you must consume a high enough dosage of a drug to induce a high feeling. And then sleep laying next to the ritual. At exactly 3:45 am, you will awake, and The Hat Man will be there to visit you.
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1:A man that doesn’t do anything with himself , he constantly on the block with his team smoking and have a gas pain after because he has no money for food, A ‘plaits’ is also a man who has no problem treating someones daughter like shit and will leave her stranded on a date because he has no wheels and has to foot it all over the place.
2: The typical waste of time good for nothing man that young empty headed girls always fall for and blame the entire male species for one wasteman’s ways.
1:A man that doesn’t do anything with himself , he constantly on the block with his team smoking and have a gas pain after because he has no money for food, A ‘plaits’ is also a man who has no problem treating someones daughter like shit and will leave her stranded on a date because he has no wheels and has to foot it all over the place.
2: The typical waste of time good for nothing man that young empty headed girls always fall for and blame the entire male species for one wasteman’s ways.
Billy: dawg u see tranquisha always in some toxic relationship with that Plaits Man…
Steven: yea boy..steupz idk why she don’t go with a good man for once, she only like men like plaits, smh
Bobby: Dred yuh moving like plaits..like yuh don’t have no ambition orr? All u wanna do is bull, spend all your money on high grades and Hennessy and buy fake polo so?
Steven: yea boy..steupz idk why she don’t go with a good man for once, she only like men like plaits, smh
Bobby: Dred yuh moving like plaits..like yuh don’t have no ambition orr? All u wanna do is bull, spend all your money on high grades and Hennessy and buy fake polo so?
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but besides that he is a very sexy, kind of creepy, teenage boy that refuses to touch some grass. we all love him, especially his girlfriend (which we're all surprised he has). he is extremely nice and really knows how to make you feel appreciated.
people also love to sexually assault him by constantly rubbing his penis without consent.
he is also extremely creepy and knows how to make you feel extremely uncomfortable. he is the master of sexual assault and probably has many restraining orders against him. he is a registered sex offender.
anyways, we love pea man. hes funny and kind, creative, makes you feel cared for and loved. Hes my best friend. and i wouldnt be able to live without him.
thank you for being there for me. it means a lot.
but besides that he is a very sexy, kind of creepy, teenage boy that refuses to touch some grass. we all love him, especially his girlfriend (which we're all surprised he has). he is extremely nice and really knows how to make you feel appreciated.
people also love to sexually assault him by constantly rubbing his penis without consent.
he is also extremely creepy and knows how to make you feel extremely uncomfortable. he is the master of sexual assault and probably has many restraining orders against him. he is a registered sex offender.
anyways, we love pea man. hes funny and kind, creative, makes you feel cared for and loved. Hes my best friend. and i wouldnt be able to live without him.
thank you for being there for me. it means a lot.
pea man: just reach inside my asshole and-
everyone: KILL YOURSELF!!
random guy: who is that guy? he seems really fucking creepy.
me: no! thats just pea man! hes really nice once you get to know him.
everyone: KILL YOURSELF!!
random guy: who is that guy? he seems really fucking creepy.
me: no! thats just pea man! hes really nice once you get to know him.
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