microwaving rice

a grave sin that will summon an 1800s army straight to your door

Person one: 'holy shit did you hear that guy was microwaving rice'
Person two: 'damn, he has days left to live before the musket fire starts'

by Spidtar February 2, 2023

Rice Party

A Rice Party is the act of being involved in a sexual act with multiple Asian men. The rice part refers to the average small size of Asian men's penises. While a Rice Party may not make a woman climax, she may very much enjoy their rice milk as it has hints of soy sauce and sesame oil.

Woman 1: When I went to Japan I had a Rice Party. It wasn't as satisfying as I thought though.

Woman 2: after my Rice Party I got pregnant and that's how I had my kid, Nejiro. He's only 4 but does my taxes and is in Oxford.

by Yung Butthole February 22, 2023

Chicken mice Skibidi rice

The biggest meme of 2025

“Hey what’s for lunch today
Chicken mice Skibidi rice”

by Theohiosigma69 April 1, 2025

Britt Rice

The act of shoving uncooked rice in your butt to soak up your diarrhea so that you can feel the sexual pleasure. it is not britt ricing if it's not for sexual pleasure (doing it for someone else to feel the added texture during anal is brit ricing)

good thing I am having my period, my boyfriend loves anal: I'm gonna treat him to some britt rice when we get back home.

by munchausen1995 April 7, 2025

Declan Rice

Has nothing but swaz but has the potential to be bare snakey

Put some swaz on it Declan Rice

by Ollib April 16, 2025

Puerto Rican rice and beans

When you find some one who Puerto Rican and then you pull the ole “rice and beans” (grabbing an asain and shooting his shit at you by using his cock as the trigger)

Kid was an ass hat so I pulled the Puerto Rican rice and beans

by Tate am April 30, 2025

Rice University

A shady institution that is pompous and hardly the image it sheds upon people. An exemplary of Southern Hypocrisy. Also you can't get into the college without being not very aesthetically pleasing and a <50% on the Rice Purity Test.

Person A: Man I proposed to Scarlett and she said yes. The next day she ran off with Billy the Cowboy.
Person B: That's so typical of her because she went to Rice University. All of them never tell you the truth.
Person C: Southern Haaaarvaaaard is just a joke. I bet all the Professors at Rice University failed their Rice Purity Tests to get tenured.
Person D: RPT RPT! RPT RPT! RPT RPT! Oh! Aha Aha!

by anonymous May 3, 2025