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Eating Top Hats

1. A person who eats top hats

2. Slang for baking cellphones
1. “Mate, can you stop eating top hats it’s kind of gross.”
2. “Ohhh are you eating top hats again?”
by Bacon Is The Best 62374 February 8, 2018
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Albany Hat Trick

The act of screwing a rural area financially and legally until it is overrun with opioids and crime. In reference to the capital of New York creating rules that have led to the rise of crime and drugs in Upstate New York.
Washington, D.C. scored an Albany Hat Trick when they created suburbs in Virginia that inflated the cost of living and led to urban decay decades after.
by mrcoronet32 February 22, 2021
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mad hat

a rising term used by queefloads who think it's cool as fuck to refer to someone as this because it's straight outta alice and wonderld when relaly it's only cool because of mad hatters, the beer. and no other reasons. unless you watch the x-files.
DUDE mad hat needsta relax 'fore i git all particular with this ax.
by kammo April 14, 2005
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Faggot with a cowboy hat

Hey Mom i got thrown in jail by a Faggot with a cowboy hat for calling him a Faggot with a cowboy hat.
by TaxemicHOLT January 21, 2011
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Yee Haw Hat

When a male shits on a female's head and makes her ride cowgirl while it slowly falls down her head.
"My friend has a Yee Haw Hat fetish, he's not the best."
by RealDefinitionsYo November 18, 2019
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Big hat, No cattle

Person with a fancy sounding title but no real authority or responsibility.
Boy talk about Big hat, No cattle-Hi Business card says Director of Compliance but all he does is check expiration dates.
by socaljohn December 13, 2019
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Making Paper Hats

The act of turning your homework/workbooks/assignments into paper hats that you can in turn wear, in order to irritate your teacher/boss.
Person - "Man, I was up to my neck in paperwork, so I dropped it all and started making paper hats."

Student: Man, Mr. Johnson is so weak, he gives us an essay during the summer! so spent my days making paper hats."
by SrgMiffy March 18, 2009
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