The Fucking Weather

The best and only place you should be checking your weather.

Me: The fucking weather told me it is fucking cold and to put on some socks so that is what I am going to do.
Some Idiot: What is the fucking weather?
Me: GO TO THEFUCKINGWEATHER.COM... ASS FUCK.

by THE FUCKING SANDMAN November 30, 2010

Fuck tard

Jake Paul

Fitz is not a fuck tard unlike Jake Paul

by Fuck Jake Paul January 22, 2019

mortality fuck

sexual intercourse immediately following a national disaster, death, or terrorist attack to help one cope with said event.

After getting off the tube during the London bombing, Will and I had a mortality fuck.

by cb radio November 07, 2005

Brad-fuck

When a "bro" backs out on a promise, leaving one alone on a trip to a strip club, another country, lunch, bar, etc.

I drove 68 miles to meet Brad at the strip club only to discover he had canceled. I had been Brad-fucked again.

by ayejayayejay April 20, 2010

fucking with you

to be insincere, to playfully joke around

i didnt really mean what i said, i was just fucking with you

by jakeiscrazy November 14, 2017

Sympathy Fuck

When a girl has sex with a guy because she feels sorry for him. This can be a boyfriend that she is no longer interested in or a guy who follows her around with sad puppy dog eyes.

Girl 1: I had sex with Dylan because I felt sorry for him. I hope he will go away and leave me alone, now.

Girl 2: What? You gave him a Sympathy Fuck? He is going to stalk you now!

by Vanilla Cat October 23, 2013

fuck you

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by Green memeber👌👌✅🙏 May 09, 2020