Someone who literally publishes there entire life on Facebook or other social networking sites. This behavior includes, but is not limited to uploading tons of pictures of both recent and past activities, daily status updates, friend hunting, constant photo tagging, consistent commenting and obsessive page monitoring. Those who suffer from this syndrome are typically of the narcissistic type displaying moderate to severe levels of self-obsession and delusion.
Boyfriend: "Come on baby, we are going to miss the show"
Girlfriend: "Hold on, while I upload this picture I just took in front of the parking lot sign and update my status"
Boyfriend: "You are such a facebook publisher"
Girlfriend: "Hold on, while I upload this picture I just took in front of the parking lot sign and update my status"
Boyfriend: "You are such a facebook publisher"
by VM743 June 09, 2010
Man, don't remeber much from last night, but i must have been flying facebook cause i put up a crazy status and messaged my ex's
by D_rizzle12 October 14, 2011
When you're scrolling down your news feed to see what's happened since you last checked and hit photos / statuses that you've already seen. This is followed by a sense of remorse and pity for your perceived lack of social life, tinged by anger at your friends for not posting more new stuff to keep you entertained.
Tristan logged on, saw his notifications, and got excited at the thought of all the new things that must have happened since his last logon. He only got 20 seconds of scrolling in before he hit the deja vu photos and logged off in sadness. This is known as Facebook reburn.
by Suite 2B41 January 26, 2013
by Slick2500 March 16, 2016
While a regular hour has sixty minutes, a Facebook-hour is usually shorter; due to the unnecessary amount of time spent on Facebook when one should be doing other activities.
It can vary from fifty minutes, all the way down to just fifteen minutes left on an hour.
It can vary from fifty minutes, all the way down to just fifteen minutes left on an hour.
Mark: Why did it take you five hours to do your math homework yesterday?
Tim: It took two and a half, actually, but was on Facebook half the time
Mark: Oh, so five Facebook hours?
Tim: Yes
Tim: It took two and a half, actually, but was on Facebook half the time
Mark: Oh, so five Facebook hours?
Tim: Yes
by Norway90 March 07, 2011
When you go back on your facebook and delete uninteresting or pointless posts or comments that you previously made.
by Mr. Cheesespread April 21, 2011
When someone speaks with what " sounds like expert knowledge about a subject " but in reality just their opinion or personal experience
Facebook friend status... If your boyfriend gets texts messages after 10 pm he's cheating you can do better
Your Facebook response...that's good advice did you sociology degree from Facebook university
Your Facebook response...that's good advice did you sociology degree from Facebook university
by Factsb4fiction July 03, 2015