Facebook Syndrom

When someone needs to know everything that is going on all the time.

me to him: I found it in the cabinet.
her to us: Found what in the cabinet?
me: don't worry about it (super tired. it's not important)
her: no tell me. I want to know!
me: ... you have facebook syndrome

me to her: hahahah yah so after that I-
him to us: haha, what are you guys talking about?
me: .... <- I say dots

by GroogFish April 27, 2011

flying facebook

surfing facebook high, preferably on weed, but any other drug does the job

Man, don't remeber much from last night, but i must have been flying facebook cause i put up a crazy status and messaged my ex's

by D_rizzle12 October 13, 2011

facebook cutter

Once who uses Facebook to gain sympathy or attention by updating his/her status with depressing or self loathing comments

John: Did you see Christy's status earlier? I am starting to get concerned about her.
Kelly: She'll be fine once someone comments that they'll always be there for her. She's such a facebook cutter.

by The Great Felatio August 22, 2011

facebook university

When someone speaks with what " sounds like expert knowledge about a subject " but in reality just their opinion or personal experience

Facebook friend status... If your boyfriend gets texts messages after 10 pm he's cheating you can do better
Your Facebook response...that's good advice did you sociology degree from Facebook university

by Factsb4fiction July 16, 2015

Facebook dandy

A Facebook dandy is a younger or young-ish gay male whose facebook profile picture shows him shirtless in the bathroom mirror; the picture usually shows the very camera which was used to take the picture. In addition to the profile picture, most of the other pictures on his Facebook page are shirtless ones of him, taken by himself or taken by others. The profile picture of the Facebook dandy is a good indication of what can be found in the rest of his profile: Truly atrocious taste in music, a fondness for inane TV shows and movies, and many FB friends with similar profile pictures.

"Darryl wants to be friends on facebook; but his profile pic makes him look like a total narcissistic douchebag. That, and the pictures of him at the pool, at the club, and at the beach. Darryl is clearly in good shape, but he's as shallow as a dinner plate. I'm not adding him as a friend, as I don't want to be bombarded with the predictable cascade of self-picture downloads and 'shares' every time there's a new Lady GaGa song. I don't want a Facebook dandy on my friends list."

by Dabro October 25, 2012

Facebook Member

A facebook member is a seriously egotistically demented individual. By vainly subjugating themselves into flauntingly show off their status quo of a life in a form made easy called facebook social media.

Example.. Facebook enables members to upload and show vast amounts of members meaningless personal information about their lives. Such as.. pet names, places they been, places they will go, or never will. They will display what their house looks like, where they live, what their birthday is, who their friends are and who isn't. Its almost mind numbing how many people freely and willing update themselves for big brother, corporate entity's, foreign governments, u.s. government, private interest groups, oh and can't forget about Hackers the ability to monitor and control their daily lives. There is currently 1 billion active facebook members world wide as of august 2012.. that's the power of personal information.

by T y l e r D u r d e n July 23, 2012

facebook leg

The act of sitting on the toilet on Facebook for so long that your legs fall asleep.

Dude that Facebook leg makes me walk like a new born deer.

by Slick2500 July 23, 2016