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Daytime Facebook

The online equivilent of Daytime Television.

During the day, when everyone is busy at school, college, university, work, or asleep, and nothing happens.
I was on Daytime Facebook earlier, it was so boring, i might as well have been watching Loose Women.
by George89 April 4, 2008
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Facebook Spelunking

The act of commenting on or liking posts, comments or photos from two or more years ago.
Why is this photo from 2009 in my feed? Oh, he must have been Facebook spelunking.
by jubjubmacrub May 22, 2013
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facebook university

When someone speaks with what " sounds like expert knowledge about a subject " but in reality just their opinion or personal experience
Facebook friend status... If your boyfriend gets texts messages after 10 pm he's cheating you can do better
Your Facebook response...that's good advice did you sociology degree from Facebook university
by Factsb4fiction July 16, 2015
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Facebook shower

Facebook-shower (or morning Facebook) – the phenomenon when for a person the first thing to do in the morning is to read the Facebook feed.

Some believe that this morning information inflow helps the brain to wake up. So some people “switch on” their brains in the morning by reading news or destructing several rows of beads. Others believe that this presents a manifestation of information addiction, and one should keep a tight rein on such actions.

According to the research conducted by SOASTA, 92 percent of New-Yorkers start their day with a smartphone check. Most often, respondents open e-mail (67%) and read Facebook news feed (40%).
– Hey there Tom!
Good morning Jesse!
– How was your start of the day?
– Well.. nothing special.. Facebook shower, coffee and Pokemon-Go walking to the office.
by digitalvocabulary.com August 17, 2016
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Facebook Nazi

The peoples behind the scenes at Facebook that unilaterally decide what should and should not be heard. What should and should not be read. What should and should not be seen. These are the ones that control "Free Speech" and decide if posts meet up to their personal political standards.
that Facebook Nazi banned me for using the word "white trash" to describe myself
by John1959 March 17, 2019
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facebook pretty

when only comments on your facebook page are about how good you look and not about how good of a person you are or about what good character you have. Basically if you didn't have your looks no one would give a shit about you
Yeah enjoy being facebook pretty while you can no one gonna give a shit about you in 5 years when your old.
by jayspin210 June 17, 2016
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facebook leg

The act of sitting on the toilet on Facebook for so long that your legs fall asleep.
Dude that Facebook leg makes me walk like a new born deer.
by Slick2500 July 23, 2016
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