When you're scrolling down your news feed to see what's happened since you last checked and hit photos / statuses that you've already seen. This is followed by a sense of remorse and pity for your perceived lack of social life, tinged by anger at your friends for not posting more new stuff to keep you entertained.
Tristan logged on, saw his notifications, and got excited at the thought of all the new things that must have happened since his last logon. He only got 20 seconds of scrolling in before he hit the deja vu photos and logged off in sadness. This is known as Facebook reburn.
by Suite 2B41 January 26, 2013
by Slick2500 March 16, 2016
While a regular hour has sixty minutes, a Facebook-hour is usually shorter; due to the unnecessary amount of time spent on Facebook when one should be doing other activities.
It can vary from fifty minutes, all the way down to just fifteen minutes left on an hour.
It can vary from fifty minutes, all the way down to just fifteen minutes left on an hour.
Mark: Why did it take you five hours to do your math homework yesterday?
Tim: It took two and a half, actually, but was on Facebook half the time
Mark: Oh, so five Facebook hours?
Tim: Yes
Tim: It took two and a half, actually, but was on Facebook half the time
Mark: Oh, so five Facebook hours?
Tim: Yes
by Norway90 March 07, 2011
When you go back on your facebook and delete uninteresting or pointless posts or comments that you previously made.
by Mr. Cheesespread April 21, 2011
Once who uses Facebook to gain sympathy or attention by updating his/her status with depressing or self loathing comments
John: Did you see Christy's status earlier? I am starting to get concerned about her.
Kelly: She'll be fine once someone comments that they'll always be there for her. She's such a facebook cutter.
Kelly: She'll be fine once someone comments that they'll always be there for her. She's such a facebook cutter.
by The Great Felatio August 19, 2011
by jubjubmacrub May 22, 2013
A Facebook dandy is a younger or young-ish gay male whose facebook profile picture shows him shirtless in the bathroom mirror; the picture usually shows the very camera which was used to take the picture. In addition to the profile picture, most of the other pictures on his Facebook page are shirtless ones of him, taken by himself or taken by others. The profile picture of the Facebook dandy is a good indication of what can be found in the rest of his profile: Truly atrocious taste in music, a fondness for inane TV shows and movies, and many FB friends with similar profile pictures.
"Darryl wants to be friends on facebook; but his profile pic makes him look like a total narcissistic douchebag. That, and the pictures of him at the pool, at the club, and at the beach. Darryl is clearly in good shape, but he's as shallow as a dinner plate. I'm not adding him as a friend, as I don't want to be bombarded with the predictable cascade of self-picture downloads and 'shares' every time there's a new Lady GaGa song. I don't want a Facebook dandy on my friends list."
by Dabro May 16, 2012