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ear stuff

When you stick your dick in an ear and nut so that its muffling their hearing.
Last nights ear stuff was so hot, you couldn't even hear me when i told you to make me a sandwich.
by Fuck u thats my name October 24, 2017
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Virgin Ears

Someone who had never been exposed to double homicide or prison language.

Extremely funny responses when some ask that's in first grade no less, "Mommy what is sliming?"

The mother having been a member of a Baptist church looked up the term and blushed. My friends from College Church were trying to get me employ "Utah Profanity" when they heard me utter the word "shit" as a church mate from Assemblies of God heard me drop "Fuck" after my factory accident where the left index finger was mutilated.

An interview a former church mate from the 1994-1996 era did an interview that he for the first time was uncensored where I ribbed on the then vocalist, "you really don't need to watch your language around me. If you want to go for broke, go ahead let the f-bomb fly." I said this smiling when I did my blog, "I relate to a Christian who does swear than one who never uttered an explicit term."

The term some say has origins in Glenbard East when I did the Italian counterpart to fucker as a teacher heard me say this and understood Italian *whoops*
A Utah resident walking around Glendale Heights and telling a smart-ass to "shut the front door."
"Hey Vertical Smile, this is the fucking mid-1990s. Where the hell did you borrow your language from. The character from Hi Honey I'm Home. You're in Glendale Heights where discussions are candid about ghosts being made because the impaling of a hallowpoint"

The Utah resident dropped his jaw as he never heard the word twat referred in a colorful way, "What the..... my Virgin Ears had been brutally violated."

He continues, "Oh flip, this one produced the true crime yarn The Cabbie Homicide. Wait a sec, he's connected to Assemblies of God?!? " Seeing his website, "He's a Christian and he writes like this?!?!"
by illinoishorrorman February 14, 2018
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underground ears

your friend with embarrassing music taste says he has "underground ears"
bro the songs not bad you just need underground ears
by asnobor January 3, 2025
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Pizza ear

Very acute sense or hearing possessed by a person who loves pizza. He can therefore distinguish a doorbell from surrounding noise when pizza is expected
-Hey guys did u hear that?
-Hear what?
-The doorbell man! the pizza must be here!
-All I hear is music bro!
(goes to the door, comes back with boxes)

See, I told you bro!
-You got one hell of a pizza ear bro!
by Hellojello March 14, 2012
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Ear fountain

Where a guy jizzes in a girl's ear and rams his dick down her throat causing her eardrums to rupture
I performed a ear fountain on your mom last night
by Some 11 yo June 4, 2024
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ear nugget

A popular song of low musical value marked by the use of repetitive loops of recycled or unimaginative melodies, simple chord progressions, and inane or puerile lyrics (at best).
Dude! That song is such an ear nugget! It is stuck in my head and I only heard it once!
by reiganjin May 17, 2017
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