San Francisco Door Stop

A large pile of human feces, usually from a homeless person, left on the sidewalk just outside the door.

Some homeless guy left a San Francisco Door Stop right outside our shop. Let's get someone to clean that up before the customers start coming in.

by Kakeman May 7, 2020

Asshole next door

The asshole neighbor you get when you try to turn an asshole into a boy next door.

A few people tried to tame the guy like he was a playful dog or a racehorse, but he didn't have the same kind of relationship even some of the more unruly, wilder horses had with people. The more they tried, the more they met the asshole next door.

by Solid Mantis May 17, 2020

Asshole next door

The asshole neighbor you get when you try to turn an asshole into a boy next door.

A few people tried to tame the guy like he was a playful dog or a racehorse, but he didn't have the same kind of relationship even some of the more unruly, wilder horses had with people. The more they tried (to tame, overcome, or change him), the more they met the asshole next door.

by Solid Mantis May 17, 2020

Anti-George Door

A way to protect company assets and property.

I bought an Anti-George door to protect the company break cleaner and freon.

by Mtrkhart May 21, 2020

Springy doors

Another term for “springs” and or “springy”/curly hair. Best used when drunk, or just high.

Damn son, you got some springy doors

by E yes February 15, 2020

Springy doors

Another way to say “spring” or curly/bouncy hair. Used when drunk, high, or just yourself.

*Touched hair* Damn son, you got some springy doors

by E yes February 15, 2020

cellar door

The amazing person that is beautiful and very trustworthy. They will never let anyone down and will always stay with you.

Olivia is so cellar door, he parents are so lucky.

by The kind guy💖 February 19, 2020