A non reputable news source that spreads misinformation. It is a reference to the "SNAKES HAVE LEGS" video made by Danny Casale.
Dude, did you hear that people with blonde hair are 34% more likely to spontaneously combust? I just read it on The Daily Testicle.
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I gave a guy the funniest blue balls the other night, both figuratively and literaly; hit 'im with the dairy maid.
The amount of therapy he'll need after that night is gonna be expensive, but his reaction was priceless!
The amount of therapy he'll need after that night is gonna be expensive, but his reaction was priceless!
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A person that doesn't take much to fuck up your day, does it on a daily basis, and has minimum skills.
Jay is the reason I'm up at 10pm working on something he doesn't understand because he wants it in front of the customer tomorrow. He is my Minimum Daily Motherfucker.
by Taraun May 24, 2024
Get the Minimum Daily Motherfucker mug.When two gay ulster protestants decide to engage in coitus. The act is preformed when one participant lathers their genitals in soft cheese i.e dairylee or philadelphia and proceeds to dip their hard fallace into the often dry mouth or indeed the anal cavity of the unsuspecting ulsterman.
Trevor i hope you enjoy my donaghadee dairylee dunker.
Wow, trevor! I haven't seen that much dairylee on a dunker since sir jefferry decided to diddle me with his dunker.
Wow, trevor! I haven't seen that much dairylee on a dunker since sir jefferry decided to diddle me with his dunker.
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Get the Ny Daily News Employees Have Secede Retention Called Angel Hellstorm Jose Robles mug.When 3 or more people with penises organise themself into a circle face to back assuming a squatting/seated position, usually in an outdoor area. The people then grab the penis of the person in front and provide pleasure to them until completion.
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