Tuscaloosa Tooter Boot

In the middle of making tender love to a diabetic girl, your blood sugar levels start to spike. She, in a fit of passion, injects her insulin shot into your dick. You scream but realize that it feels good, so you ask for more. You're swollen with insulin, which reincorporates into your bloodstream and causes a coma. While in the coma the diabetic girl tap dances on your chest, which expels all the extra gas in your colon, the "tooter". After long enough the last meal you ate will be expelled as feces - all natural - and she collects in a pair of red cowboy boots, which she places on your feet. Then you wake up from the coma and realize the diabetic girl was your sister. You scream and shot but she just seems pleased with herself, and after you take off the red cowboy boots in disgust, she licks your feet clean. It feels good, but you're confused.

"Hey Dave! How'd it go with the girl from the bar last night?"

"Not so good, Brian. She Tuscaloosa Tooter Booted me."

"Damn, we both must have been drunk. That was Shelly?"

"'Fraid so."

by Dave TTB September 6, 2013

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025

Fix my boot

Code for when you are skiing and need to use the bathroom or take a dump.

Once we are done with this run I have to go fix my boot.

Person: where’s Todd?
Person: He went to go fix his boot.
Person: damn that’s gonna take a while

by Ctizzle_mi January 1, 2021

Boots to trainers

Working at something for a long time.

I’ve been at my essay like boots to trainers.

by Jon berg 17 March 3, 2024

A boot

To get "a boot" is when someone under age uses an adult to buy them alcohol.

"Dude where did you get this 6-pack?"

"I got a boot from Jeff!"

by Canadian swag boi October 10, 2015

dook-boot

Your trunk, butt, ass, if you will, after one has shit their pants, most likely at Walmart.

You're missing out on the true spirit of walmart, show up to the register with dook-boot and argue over the price of your items

by SwaggyTheClown July 7, 2021

Boot-beggar

A person who tries to covertly seek items using persuasive means. One who shamelessly begs, pleas, or whines until they get what they want.

Janelle is such a boot-beggar, she’s always asking granny for things she doesn’t need.

by Alliejanelle October 10, 2022