Adam Magnunson

1. Jeopardy champion in Switzerland.

2. A total douche bag who knows the answers to everything depending whether he takes four months to memerize the capitals of third world countries or takes four minutes to look over a cheet sheet. Man, what a douche.
1. Suck it trebek! Suck it long! Suck it hard!

2. Teacher, "What is x squared + 6x..."

some kid, "nine."

teacher, " correct, i didnt even have to finish the equation. good job!"

some kid, "yeah, took me 4 2/3 months to memerize that as well as every possible BINGO number sequence." (thinks to self, "more like 2 minutes to look at the answer sheet.")

other kid and friends, "what a total Adam Magnunson!"
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Emily Adams

A snake person that unsheathes her ravenous claws when fighting in Arsenal. probably supports Joe Biden, and single handedly prevented the red army from capturing Washington D.C. Draws weird short men from these japanese cartoons and likes cheeseburgers sometimes
"You hear about Emily Adams? Yeah I heard she likes drawing short people!"
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Adam Dorchester

Guy1: Who tf is Adam Dorchester
Guy2: A life guard
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Adam lach

Damn, Adam lach is looking Lanky today
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Paralyzed Adam

Guy who on friends party pissed bed of that friend a spit on his step dad. (This is product of drinking beer and moonshine)
He did Paralyzed Adam on Peters birthday.
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Adam Lawson

A very sad boi with no likeable features. He’s the opposite of cute and adorable and has a very low intelligence.
That Adam Lawson Guy is the least sweet guy to exist.
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Adam Lane

A way of describing the shape of someone's head that is similar in shape to a squash
Person 1: His head looks like Adam Lane

Person 2: Adam Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaane
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