Shoe size

Big feet boys have big *eggplants*!!

person 1: what’s your shoe size?
person 2: 12.5
person 1: oh that mean your *eggplants* is big
person 2: yeah how did you know?

by SUCKMATOIES November 24, 2021

shoes

shit

my shoes have a peice of shit on it

by 1001010101010101 March 7, 2022

Mouth to shoe

When a man gets sucked off in a field and jizzes that much that a bit drips out the givers mouth and stains there shoe!

After a night out quick head giving relating in full mouth and leaking into shoe.

Mouth to shoe

by Oooooosh October 27, 2012

Shoe hole

A hole in your shoe but not the kind of hole that you... You know

Dude I'm gonna fuck my shoe hole

by Floor pipe December 13, 2018

Shoe Stew

To vomit in one’s shoes. Can be in your own or someone else’s.

Jen’s erratic driving caused Jackie to vomit in her sneakers, causing a shoe stew.

by Mdfritts November 7, 2021

New Shoes Old Laces

The act of giving oral pleasure in a vehicle while trying to look you are tying your shoes.

It looks like Jeremy's girlfriend has a case of the "New Shoes Old Laces".

by Totsally April 27, 2015

Shoe paste

Liquid that emerges from someone's foot

Sally has been sent to the doctor with a case of Shoe paste.

by WassabiChild February 22, 2017