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by Ther1an_Rav3n March 1, 2024
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Suck Your Dad

When I suck your dad so much that his stick turns purple and falls off into my mouth and I swallow it.
by EINHJFJUE May 23, 2023
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Shit in Your Ass

I had to end the argument early, so I shit in your ass to show dominance.
by tooters222444 February 12, 2022
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I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts

A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.
John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"
by green923jade January 9, 2021
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shocker your life

knowing the outcome of something or an issue.
shocker your life, black people would be eating FRIED CHICKEN!
by bryan, chelsea, carrie August 18, 2008
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