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Dick Slit

Her Dick Slit was oozing!
by trebou October 25, 2009
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Schrodingers Dick

Lets say hypothetically theres a guy you know who hasn’t even thought of showing you his cock what would you assume? Big ? Small? There is a fifty fifty chance; however meaning there is a fifty fifty chance then hypothetically it can be both, therefore meaning there is also a Higher percentage that it could just be medium
Iris:Unless your pp is Excalibur And somehow magically cut through the brick then i beg to differ that you dodged it cuz I could have smashed it up with the brick in seconds or thrown it at the pp

Kujo: So if you beg to differ.. Do you think my pp's big then? 🤨

Iris: Well , assuming that 9 times out of ten you act like you do have a big pp and say it then ofcourse i may assume that, although there is the 50/50 chance that you are either small or big ; however if its a 50/50 chance then there is also the chance that you are both , so assuming either would be wrong in my eyes so simply put, I would say medium. I call it, “Schrodingers dick”
by Iris sus June 28, 2022
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Dick Stim

-Yo how you doin?

-I think I need another round of dick stims cuz I’m not pissing blood yet
by 6ft2BigDickLookinForGreatNight November 29, 2018
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Calippo dick

A sticky orange sensation one feels after receiving oral from someone who has just eaten a calippo ice cream
Friend: How was your date with the ice cream lady

Me: Great, but now I have calippo dick
by The Solero slut June 12, 2022
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dick-in-a-bag

When you are expecting one thing and you get either the complete opppsite or not what you were expecting.
I ordered a bag of potato chips and I got a huge bag of nothing but dick-in-a-bag!

Look at him, why does he have to be such a dick-in-a-bag?
by Ohyeseyedid April 19, 2018
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dick-up artist

A guy who's a master at giving himself a hardon, any time, any place
I'm going to the club to practice my pickup artist skills.

Well I'm staying home to wank and practice my dick-up artist skills
by D Flawless July 18, 2021
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4 am dick slap

Its Tuesday mutha fucka dont cum at me with that 4 am dick slap shit!!!
by 4am cock slap September 27, 2019
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