Post-Shit-Asshole-Pain

The pain in your asshole after taking a huge motherfucker shit, which makes you walk like a cripple .

Guy 1: Why are you walking like a cripple?
Guy 2: I have Post-Shit-Asshole-Pain.

by Leo2323513 October 18, 2023

fuck shit up

To pee in your moms basement

Im ready to fuck shit up!

by Trappel May 7, 2021

What the shit

What the fuck but better

Why did he leave me on read what the shit

by Wtsqueen January 28, 2021

the pink shit

A phrase to define a shitty character with a shitty personality, such as Sakura Haruno from the Naruto series

Can also be used as: the Pink Shitstain

person 1: "Hey I started that Naruto series, I don't really like Sakura tho."
Person 2: "Yeah she's The Pink Shit"

by RandomKidd95 July 18, 2020

shit don't lie

(pronoun) Veracity, truthiness, obviousness, evidently, ostensibly, ostensively, presumably, putatively, seemingly, supposedly, on the surface.

That's a pretty good beer, he says, to which I reply "shit don't lie!"

by FmjbFounder September 6, 2017

brb shitting in a bag and selling it on ebay

Brb Shitting In A Bag And Selling It On Ebay

“i need money.”
“brb shitting in a bag and selling it on ebay”

by TonaIsAlwaysTired June 29, 2023

Shit mining

Opposite of shit posting. Where you end up down a rabbit hole online looking at the most random things e.g. the sex life of conjoined twins through the ages. Weirdly educational but strange journeying all the same.

I went shit mining last night and found out...

by Elz33 September 4, 2025