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scooping shit water

When your fucking toilet clogs and you can't unclog it so therefore causing you to have to scoop shit water out of the fucking toilet making for a very unpleasant evening in your household.
Tom: yo man, the toilet is fucked up again!
Drake: aw shit. Looks like we'll be scooping shit water for hours.
by Uniwhale143 January 10, 2018
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Shit in Your Ass

I had to end the argument early, so I shit in your ass to show dominance.
by tooters222444 February 12, 2022
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shit piss cock fart

when you’re so angry
“shit piss cock fart”
did you stub your toe?”
penis
by GGRGRRR BARK BARK June 17, 2023
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Shit Words

The sentence that contains shit are annoying you, kinda like the word "bullshit"
Peter: Look! The mirror reflects a handsome guy!
You: stfu, you dumbass. No more Shit Words.
by Thomas Dice October 1, 2018
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Shit Rack

The "shit rack" is a term used to describe where a person places themselves when they are "settling" within a relationship. This often is derived from incompatabilities between a partner and resentment often builds towards the person that isn't on the clearance rack. If you sell yourself cheap, you will end up broke???
"I feel like I've put myself on the shit rack while dating Scott. I know my worth; duh I could do so much better! He also shusshes me from time to time and has the worst wandering of eye of all time. I'm tired of entertaining clowns! Fuck this, I'm putting my crown back on waving to Scott from the shit rack. I'm out"!!!!
by Cappy C April 27, 2023
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Vanilla shit

When you're in the middle of pulverizing your beef brisket but suddenly have to shit uncontrollably. You cannot abandon one need for the other, so you press on, climaxing at the point the turd leaves your butthole.
"Hey man, you were in the bathroom pretty long."

"Yeah man, I had a vanilla shit."
by Ghost_JoeBudden November 21, 2021
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Shit Whistle

A fart right before you shit
Julia was that a shit whistle? You better go shit now!
by EricJC November 10, 2021
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