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Eckstein Middle School

Eckstein is a bum ass school that is ruled by the annoying teachers and critters. I would rather listen to Gucci Gang by Lil Pump on repeat for 5 days straight than spend another year here. If you're at lunch, be aware, you will get touched in the lunch line by other men if you are male. Eckstein is the place where Bill Cosby would be allowed to teach Sex-Ed and also get to serve complimentary drinks to students in the bathroom. If Alcatraz was heaven, Eckstein would be Purgatory. With the exception of a few teachers, the staff is awful and low-down. This place is full of scheming, rotten, stenchful, atrocious, and scummy felons in the making. The math teachers are pretty good though, especially one who is the best, who also teaches geometry, if we aren't naming anybody. Most of the people who reside here are swiftocrats if we're talking about political views. Do NOT insult Taylor Swift in front of anybody who appears female unless you wish to be tortured for the rest of time by the Super Starbucks Swifties, also known as S.S.S. who have already taken the life out of many students. I don't know if I'll be able to survive in this porta-potty mosh pit for much longer, I'm more likely to die here than a malnourished 95 year old dwarf at astroworld, please send a rescue helicopter or something. To all the sixth-graders out there, you best get your menace on when I'm in high school. Highschool better be an upgrade. Just a few more months til I can get out of this joint.
Eckstein Middle School: A terrible Place
"I went to Eckstein Middle School"
"Zesty ass mf get tf away you goblin-looking, stanky ass, built like shrek's stillborn brother, basement residing critter"
by 69Gaykiller69(nottrue) January 9, 2024
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Point Clare public school

A crappy school full of rasicts and spoiled kids.
Guy1: I'm going to point clare public school
guy2 okay that school sucks
by Unkownanoymous January 10, 2024
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Henry Brown Riverview school

a big tall hottie with a very sexy pose
henry brown riverview school is the hottest boy i wish he were in grade 3 too
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hammonton high school

also known as hell, hammonton high school is a shitty high school in new jersey and employs diane tucker
oh no it’s snowing and i still have to go to hammonton high school
by haammtnon123 January 16, 2024
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Lukkari school

A school in Finland that is the worst elementary school out there. Ugly as shit, it looks like a mix of a prison and a vomiting shrimp, teachers are ass, food tastes like moldy dog shit and on a good day it tastes like a sweaty jumper, and finally the rules are the most random shit ever and the school is filled with gangsters and terrorists anyway so I wouldn't go there ever again.
Damn I'm glad that I don't have to see Lukkari school ever again.
by Uukkb January 17, 2024
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badminton school

a school for fat twats who either have the brain capacity of a chihuaha licking it’s arsehole or a fucking einstein, ( the asians ) that the twink teachers can’t tell apart. They all come out twinks in the end, even if they’re licking their arsehole, at least their not licking qeh’s. (redmaids)- thell probably lick redmaids’s instead
clarissa “i attend badminton school”
“do u get drunk every night thinking ur the shit bc u have daddy’s money or do you pass out crying that you have no friends?”
by kokilo January 19, 2024
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Grade School Complex

When a persons flirting style, mimics the grade school antics of teasing n lightly bullying playfully when they like someone.
Dang Terri is always picking at me, dude, what’s up with that?

Oh she just has a huge grade school complex, she’s crushing so hard on you.
by Murphdarkly January 19, 2024
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