cuff your jeans

The thing lesbians and other female members of the LGBTQIA+ community do to show that they are, in fact, a female member of the LGBTQIA+ community that can develop feeling for another female (who is not always a member of the LGBTQIA+ community and is usually their best friend)

*Could also be used as a metaphorical phrase that helps you let other people know you like girls, even though you might be wearing a skirt at the moment

Girl 1: Do you cuff your jeans?
Girl 2: Yea... Do you?
Girl 1: Yes, I cuff my jeans!

***

Girl A: Hey, I just wanted to let you know I cuff my jeans!
Girl B: But... You're in a skirt...
Girl A: Nevermind, that's not what I meant

by anonymous April 20, 2021

Andy your pants

When you shit and piss and cum in your pants in the presence of young children. I.E. in an playground, kindergarten, primary school etc.

Person 1: Hey bro did you just Andy your pants?
Person 2: Yeah bro
Person 1: bro wtf not again!

by Doodoofart January 5, 2020

I want to French dip your noodle

A low-key and confusing sex joke. Or is it?

Girl: "I want to French dip your noodle."
Guy: "Go right ahead, you know where the kitchen is ... Wait what?"

by Shutupand August 23, 2016

national wake your s.o. up day

wake your significant other up right fucking now. disturb their sleep. it’s your day to annoy the shit out of them for no reason. it takes place on every 3rd friday of june

“oh why are you up so early?”

“it’s national wake your s.o. up day, so i’m about to throw some water at this bitch”

by bubabear101 June 17, 2021

Reveal your secrets day

A day where if anyone keeps a secret from you, you can ask them to reveal it, and by law they must. Takes place on January 12th

Guy 1: dude, this game is amazing!
Guy 2: what game are you playing?
Guy 1: sorry, it’s kinda nsfw so I’m gonna keep it a secret.
Guy 2: you have to reveal it, it’s reveal your secrets day.

by BlueFurry December 18, 2020

Your Friends

Some people you know that you love, but not in a sexual way. The same people that you can’t talk about on this website.

As I am naming this definition “your friends,” I am breaking a rule.

by Composer man April 25, 2022

Kiss your snake

What you say to a person that is fake and you want them to move on

I’m tired of you, Kiss your snake then

by Jakir1789 February 22, 2020