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A SON OF A BITCH AND A DANGER TO OUR FUCKING SOCIETY
Tom: " You know you’re a son of a bitch "
Dan: " Obviously. "
by 🦏 April 21, 2024
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selling you short

a finance term for when you sell a stock when you do not actually have any shares because you think the stock will go down and give you a profit (Basically you are betting against a stock). However, in terms of relationships selling someone short means you will gain by getting rid of them.
ex 1: man that girl didn't put out after two dates I am gunna have to sell her short.

ex 2: Girl you flaked on me three times in three days I'm shorting you (selling you short)

ex 3: dude Benjamin is being a Dick lately, gunna have to short him (sell him short) for a few days.
by Shumongous October 13, 2014
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React To My Left Eye Again, I Dare You, Coward

React To My Left Eye Again, I Dare You, Coward
React To My Left Eye Again, I Dare You, Coward
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 27, 2025
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Paying you to poop

Not taking one’s shit that day. No pun intended.
You know what bruh, I’m not paying you to poop”

“What are you talking about? I’m not paying you to poop”
by Wilksonstilks December 18, 2021
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april fools got you

stupid ass video from 2019 made in fucking windows movie maker that gets popular every April 1st
by stamplerels April 3, 2021
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The number 1 skill you need to succeed

Sam Altman says it's not intelligence.
Hym "And he's right! The number 1 skill you need to succeed is the ability to rape your sister and get away with it! It's the ultimate skill! The no. 2 skill is the ability to steal from geniuses and the no. 3 skill is the ability to get people to lie or keep secrets for you! See, I know all the skills."
by Hym Iam January 14, 2025
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pulled the balls on you

taken advantage of, as well as psychologically and financially abused -in terms of online manipulation- and you being too ignorant or gullible to realize it.
beware of each and every Craigslist response you get to your ad, especially if someone has already pulled the balls on you. once bitten, twice shy as they say
by Sexydimma March 7, 2021
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