Poo-poo in your bananas

When your kids get all antsy and shit. When people can’t calm the fuck down and need to have something immediately. Impatient mofos

Offender: “Why is it taking so long for my quad grande caramel macchiato with no room and no foam?”

Response: Damn, don’t go poo-poo in your bananas, bitch. Calm the fuck down it’s coming.

by BoredDad May 14, 2022

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Calm your tits

If an Italian girl is in rage and wants herself or humans sourring herself to calm the f*** down

Jeanne: OMG I totally failed this exam
Claude : Stephen fell out of love with me!!
Giorgina: GUYS, CALM YOUR TITS!

by claudethehot September 03, 2020

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When someone gets excited, upset, angry over anything calm ur tits is the perfect response to almost anything.

by Lunalove1432 January 06, 2022

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When someone gets too excited over small things...

Wow David's text was a bit much... Hey David calm your tits.

by canea October 21, 2020

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That song from the fortnite live event

I still see your shadows in my room cant take back the love that i gave you its to the point where i love and i hate you

by K9123 December 09, 2024

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"'Enthusiastic' is misspelled. We cannot afford these mistakes at our corporation. We reject your application for hire."

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On October 9th, you shall insult your BFF and try to make them as angry as possible before saying " I love you" at midnight. Socks on of course.

You a bitch for not going with me to the movies today. (National Insult Your BFF DAY)

by George Bartnickle October 10, 2022

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