school

A mentally and physically restraining facility which children of ages 6 and up are forced to go to. They slave away for 6-12 hours a day, wasting their time learning about apparently 'educational' things which will 'help us in life', but will actually not. And upon returning home-after wasting half the day remembering apparently useful things-we tell our parents that we wasted half the day there. Upon hearing this, they say 'you do school work for yourself'. Then, when you ask to play on your electronics, they say no, even after hearing that you just wasted half your day on school shit. That is my opinion of school work, and the opinions of millions, possibly billions of poor, suffering school/high children across the globe...

Michael: what is that fucking boring looking building over there?
teacher: an extremely educational school!
normal child: a fuck house
nerd: *wipes nose* *sniggers nasaly* school is a very educational and fun place where i spend my time 24/7/12/365
Michael: ummm, i think ill stick to my own opinion for now, that school is boring as fuck!

by I hate school as fuck February 13, 2021

School

A magical place where time moves 100x slower.

Me: your probably in school googling this up

by idkwhattoputhereso0000 February 15, 2021

coon rapids high school

coon rapids high school is ghetto asf and the kids there are really weird and wear black carhart hats

yo did you see donald trump
yeah he must go to coon rapids high school

by sylastockx February 16, 2021

durham high school for girls

a private school which the best school in the whole of England. there are no snobs, everyone is just normal (with a few posh knobheads just like any private school but at a minimum) the teachers and people that go there are all amazing. I would not where I am today without it. there are no boys which at first is not good, but you get used to it. if you have the chance to go to this school then do, you won't regret it.

"have you seen the kids who go to Durham high school for girls all got top marks and half of them went to Oxbridge?"
"Yeah, every year they all do amazing, even my kid with ADHD fit in amazing."

by sunflowercherryhs February 16, 2021

St stephens Catholic Secondary School

What a school. Vice principals act like wardens of a prison, and casually lurk the halls at any given time. Once you hear the heels and the jingly keys I’d suggest you run.

People also piss in the juulroom which is odd, even stranger is that some call it the “bAtHrOoM”.

God forbid you are out of uniform tho....

“Yo fham tryna lap quick at st stephens catholic secondary school”
“I jus got a detention for bein outta uniform, yk how the VP’s r mans can’t leave again, they got me sittin in the corner of the hallway yo”
“They really treatin you like a mut”

by Lord Hamlet February 17, 2021

School

A place to go poop. Treat it as a toilet.

School is awful don't go there unless you want to go to the bathroom on it.

Person 1: "I really need to go but there isn't a bathroom around here!"
Person 2: "What do you mean? There is a school right there!"

by anonymous fog February 18, 2021

JLS middle school

This school lowkey sucked. Its just like almost every other midddle school. Some these teachers hella chill, some a little more strict. But thats just what its like with all teachers. Lots of us had great moments at this school, like messing around with our friends, laughing at the most random shit, hanging out with the chill teachers ect.

Hey remember all those chill history teachers we had back at JLS middle school.

by ilovemilfsbaka February 21, 2021