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Your mom

Your mom (yo͝or mäm)
A phrase that you should answer to any question.
A phrase that may offend other people.
Billy: How do you look so nice?
You: Your mom

Diana: What's 576 + 374
You: Your mom

Teacher: What is 45 + 45
You: Your mom
Teacher: Principle's office now.
by Snakefinger 534 November 6, 2021
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Your mom

Your mom (yôr mäm)

A phrase that you should use in responce to any question.
A phrase that may insult other people.
Billy: What are we doing today?
You: Your mom

Friend: Who else will be at the party tonight?
You: Your mom.
Friend: ....

Teacher: Who are you?
You: Your mom
Teacher: PRINCIPLE NOW.
by Snakefinger 534 November 6, 2021
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On November 19th ask out your crush nervous or scared no matter what ask your crush out on November 19th “ Hey (Name) I like you and I just wanted to know if you want to go out (him/her) umm Yes/No”
by Samanthamona200 November 7, 2021
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Your Dad

Used rarely if you cant find any joke except for your mom.
knock knock
whos there?
your
your mom?
no
your who?
your dad
cmon brad, that joke was shit
by nobody's brother November 7, 2021
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Pick Your Seed

When someone taps another person's head with pinched fingers
I am gonna pick your seed
by LoganIsAPipsqueak November 9, 2021
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Obey your man day

Girl: hey whatcha doing

Boy: come here

Girl: okay but only because it’s Obey your man day
by The definition don on the lawn November 9, 2021
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Ask your crush out day

Ask your crush out day is a national day that is celebrated on November 15th.
Hey it’s Ask your crush out day”
by Zuwi mama November 9, 2021
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