random boner

1) when all of the sudden you are hard...

2) when you hear good news and you get a boner!

3) when a black man touches you

4) when a jew finds a penny

5) pretty much any time you listen to Creed, Nickelback, or Naked Truth

6) when you remember something from a long time ago (see nostalgia boner)

#1
Fuckhead: DUDE DID YOU HEAR THE NEW NICKELBACK CD?!?!?!!?!?

Even More Fuckhead: YEAH! I GOT A RANDOM BONER!!!!

#2
Naked Truth Fan: I THINK! I GET! YOUR POINT!

Other guy: WOAH RANDOM BONER!

#3
Black Guy: *touches some guys dick*
Some guy: RANDOM BONER!

by @xtylerryanx January 08, 2012

fuhrer boner

When your pubes are shaved into a hitler stache, also when you click your heels together and your penis stands at attention.

That German chick gave me a raging Fuhrer Boner last night

by str0ng January 03, 2016

[boner]-mouth

One that enjoys a throbbing boner in his or her mouth.

"Wow, that girl at the gangbang audition was a real boner-mouth!"

by smoo616 December 01, 2007

Healthy Boner

An erection that is stimulated by being healthy or by having a girl yell "Ai Papi!" while you masterbate.

"Do you have a Healthy Boner?"

"If it doesn't give you a Healthy Boner then don't touch it!"

by TheTetsuya December 11, 2013

Banana-Boner

When a male has such a large erection, (Particularly during sex), that his penis begins to curve upward to resemble the shape of a banana.

Last night was so great, that I got a banana-boner.

by SE123 March 11, 2014

Infinity Boner

The weapon the Avengers fortunately did not encounter. Is currently attached to Thanos. On discharge, the initial blast radius would have wiped out Wakanda instantly. The shockwave would cave in entire mountains, start tsunamis, while billions of baby Thanoses would begin landing all over the place.

Captain America: You want this, Grape? You want my pole in you!?

Thanos: Then let's do a cockfight. Let's see how it matches with The Infinity Boner!

by Weaponized Dank Ootism March 29, 2019

Boner Toner

ejaculated sperm

I got so excited that I prematurely shot my boner toner all over the place.ejaculation

by Inspector Taint March 17, 2015