Tristan Unit

Tristan's unit of mass (equivalent to approximately 75kg), first introduced August 2023 after receiving a heavy DG shipment while a forklift was unavailable.

See also: CTDDU (Combined Tristan and Delivery Driver Units)

"Can it handle 150kg?"
" It can lift 13.33 Tristan Units (1000kg)"
"What's that in CTDDU?"

by Dickooooooo August 22, 2023

Doing a Unit

Sending crook shit to your mates on social media, always unsolicited.

Check this knob out, he's doing a unit again!

by December 28, 2024

North United States

Canada

Canada is North United States

by Meese Man October 22, 2019

the United depression

Basically just supporting Manchester United

A: What team you support?
B: Manchester United
A: ouch! You got the united depression?

B: yeah :(

by MUFCFan April 04, 2022

The Breath Of The United States Of America (Cuba, Dominican Republic, And Puerto Rico)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of The United States Of America (Cuba, Dominican Republic, And Puerto Rico).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025

Freedom Unit

A unit of measurement that is exactly 1,776 feet long.

The One World Trade Center is a patriotic 1,776 feet, or 1 freedom unit, tall.

by DrBrad March 29, 2024

United Kingdom

The United Kingdom is a country where people who live there either talk like mystical elves running a bakery or a mischievous forest spirit. This may be because they have dental care that makes their teeth look akin to a pre-historic spearhead.

The United Kingdom is home to many castles and mystical creatures.

by CaeserSaladMan November 22, 2022