Karen

She took the kids

Soccer mom who yells at managers in Walmart

Vacation free essential oils all the way

Blonde bitch annoying as hell

She devil

“Karen took the fucking kids again”

by Read-em-and-weep December 26, 2019

Karen

Karen is a woman who skrimped and saved and did without for her family & husband. Karen is a woman who did not need what others did but love and the love of her family. Karen also loved and cherished people and and connected to them, students and such realizing her own family has enough and connected in her heart with them as a person. To that her family could feel, what are we? Chopped liver? Why do you seem to care and be connected to them? Karen also, the one I know, can be extremely stubborn and irritating. Though no queens in our country some crown of authority. The Karen I know, can also be cute & cuddly as a teddy bear, when tired. And needs someone to protect her at times.

The Karen I know, also is like the sun, shining out warmth in a natural way, the the earth would seem so much more cold and empty in ways.

That Karen I know, is my mom.

I feel both angry and unfair the word is made bad for such a warm & sacrificing person that it is and was all about love to her and also feel very strong I semi survived a Karen. (My weird sense of humor.)

Never got to be a princess and the queen never relinquishes her crown.

If mom had a sorting hat, though she would definitely be a hobbit or a Hufflepuff and other members ogres and vampires or elves or humans or other things slightly less wholesome.

Sometimes Karen is caring. Sometimes she is a battle-ax. Sometimes she will confuse you until you give up and is evasive.

by 1234alakazam July 20, 2024

karen

something from hell

"oh no! a KAREN!!"

by wowfacter April 12, 2021

Karen problem

A problem that is not really a problem

TERFS on transsexual people asking to be called by prefered pronoun: Erasing the concept of sex removes the ability of many to meaningfully discuss their lives.
Me: This is a good example of a Karen problem

by xCiicii June 30, 2020

Karen

Upper middle class conservative white woman from Texas who joins the neighborhood app just so she can keep her nose in everyones business. Karen’s are extremely uppity and entitled they speak down to food workers and house keepers. They expect everyone to have the same belief system as them and they are racist. You’ll catch a Karen triple locking her car every time she goes out to run errands because she perceives diversity as meaning “it’s a bad neighborhood”. She’s completely materialistic likely over weight and over protective of her stuff. She is wasteful and contributes to the mass amounts of plastic clogging up our oceans. She thinks dogs are all dirty and she has no sense of humor. Karen’s will nit pick, micro manage and be extremely passive aggressive. They demand special treatment and understanding yet they are always willing to cross your boundaries and disrespect you. Karen’s are OCD about the most tedious , minuscule things like how to fold a washcloth or a pair of underwear.

Karen is just wasting her life being a bitch.

by Purplexa July 20, 2021

Karen

The bitch that makes you get your manager refuses the free fries you offer for not placing the malts on the tray

That fucking Karen is here

by Internet CRUSADER November 1, 2020

Karen

Karen is a .middle aged woman, usually white, who runs around attempting to shame people into conforming to draconian mask wearing and social distancing protocols out in place to for a virus less deadly than the common flu. Karen is supportive of the "New Normal or "Great Reset". Karen loves to make public spectacles and is a class A virtue signaler.

Karen was in the Shop Rite parking lot acting the maskhole again.

by Veritas Invicta March 18, 2021