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Monkey Pump

Any being in the primate specification who is impregnated and gives birth to two or more babies. When it takes place, it looks like the mother is being pumped and resembles a hose. Also called the cannon of life.
Jim: Dude, I saw a monkey giving birth in the Amazon yesterday! There was like five babies and a lot of blood.

Todd: Oh my god a monkey pump! That is hot.
by John Steinbech April 28, 2011
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Fist Pump Momentum

The force of physics enacted upon ones arm after fist pumping for an extended period of time that causes one to continue fist pumping for a long period of time after. Can last anywhere from hours to days depending on the severity of the fist pump.
Artur: Why are you still fist pumping, its been days since that party ended.
Joe: Can't bro, I've got fist pump momentum.
by JoeBroFoSho September 19, 2011
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suck n pump

Giving someone a Blowjob and then having sex with the same person.
“Maybe i give him a quick suck n pump in the bathroom. A suck n pump means to give someone a blowjob and sleep with the same person. I suck him off and in return, he give me three pumps and stops.”
by Mm21 May 29, 2021
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pumping out a harsh grind

"Oh man nothing is better then pumping out a harsh grind."" Usually a much bigger dump then usual, sometimes painful.
by Sorensenator January 28, 2018
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recovery pump

The name given to a quick easy shag, usually used as a confidence builder after you've got yourself dumped.
Mate I'm feeling much better, managed to get a quick recovery pump last night.
by Goochstar February 26, 2018
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Pump Thrusting

Pump Thrusting is when you use a anal pump and put a large amount of artificial cum into your ass until it drips out
Hey bro are you into Pump Thrusting
Yeah i am how'd you know
by mynameisej August 17, 2025
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Rusty Pump Handle

The act of jacking a guy off using your own or his own shit as lube.
She gave him a rusty pump handle last night.
by DunchyMcButterstien April 29, 2013
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