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Math Blasters

Math teachers who use math equations to get there rocks off.
Teacher 1: Some of the other math teachers and I are creating a group to satisfy our needs. We call it Math Blasters, wanna join?

Teacher 2: That sounds like just what I need to satisfy MY math loving kink.
by anonymous August 15, 2022
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Math is for girls, too!

An arguably male chauvinist or sexist slogan that subtly implies that girls and women are inferior in math or logic than boys and men, rather than an attempt to educate an oft-male-biased society that both sexes are equally qualified to read math in college or academia.
The manuscript entitled “Math is for girls, too!” was twice rejected by the publisher, which specializes in DEI and feminist titles, without any reasons whatsoever.
by Numerati July 3, 2025
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Do the math

To do a bit of arithmetic calculation. Primarily heard in UK. To do figure out or put together information for oneself.
Six kids, one bathroom, you do the mat.
Why do you have no savings? You do the math.
To live where you want is really good, but do the math
by INGLÊS GRATUITO February 23, 2017
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Math Crime

When someone breaks the rule of math. Most commonly when someone sucks at algebra or trig.
Committing a math crime can result in going to math hell or math purgatory.
by Bezzybazbear July 20, 2022
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apple math

Apple's version of math.
8 gb of ram > 16 gb of ram according to apple math!
by samsungpeasant64 April 24, 2025
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Singapore Math

A girly form of practical pseudo-street math promoted on social platforms like TikTok and Instagram, which makes someone feel that they are getting a good deal or bargain, or that they are smartly saving rather than splurging their cash away.
Singapore Math” is a cousin of “Girl Math.” It’s like freely or unashamedly taking home a dozen-plus sachets of sugar, salt, ketchup, and chili sauce from McDonald’s, when you’ve only ordered the cheapest set meal on offer.
by Numerati October 24, 2025
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Math

A subject known to put students in symptoms such as heavy eyes, nausea and more. This is why math is math. Mental Abuse To Humans or Mental Asylum To Hell.
Doctor: Your son is sick
Mom: Why?
Doctor: He got off a Math class.
by GrayController November 10, 2019
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