by TheLaughingTornado67 August 19, 2019
Get the Hollywood Sleepmug. When a women(preferably 400-700 pounds in weight to ensure size) shoves a moby huge up her anus several times to open the bag up. The man or women then proceeds to climb in the ass and then fully close the anus around them creating a safe sleeping bag for naps, sleep and even hibernation.
by Gabeupsecks69 March 20, 2023
Get the South Carolina Sleeping bagmug. Go get some, you’ve been up for a long time, go get some sleep, the eye bags are weighing you down, and you either have school or work, so you should get some sleep before you are too sleepy to go to work, so go get some sleep.
by St4rb4tzz June 6, 2022
Get the Sleepmug. by Joe Biden is dating trump December 1, 2021
Get the Wisconsin is sleep deprivedmug. When you or your wife cannot sleep together in a bed due to one of you snoring, breaking wind, watching way too much Tik Tok, work schedules, etc. so both of you start sleeping in separate rooms.
Honey, your snoring is out of control! I want a sleep divorce!
The Pattersons are sleeping in separate rooms. Are they going through a divorce?
No, they are still happily married they just have a sleep divorce.
The Pattersons are sleeping in separate rooms. Are they going through a divorce?
No, they are still happily married they just have a sleep divorce.
by Hogwash15 June 10, 2023
Get the sleep divorcemug. When you don’t have work but still somehow wake up at 7am so you decide to beat your dick and go back to bed only to wake up at 4pm and beat your dick again.
Dude, I don’t have work tomorrow. Might have to get in some double xp sleep while I have the chance.
by Sköl July 18, 2019
Get the double xp sleepmug.