simp in pimp’s clothing

(idm) a simp who tries to act like, or thinks that he pimpin, but actually he ain’t
Brian: Yo, he thinks he gon hit that but he ain’t neva gettin any
Steve: That’s a simp in pimp’s clothing
by professorpimpin March 06, 2022
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No Simp September

a dumb month made by the boys to silence people who are trying to make people aware about su!code or whatever. Don’t make up stupid months like that 😐
person: it’s no simp September!!
other person: bro it’s literally su!c!de prevention month wtf
by iamgaylol September 02, 2021
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Gareth le simp

The best friggin guy alive he is my cute ass boyfriend who is a simp but he’s my simp and he’s adorable as heck .... I love you bubs :)
THATS MY FAVOURITE SIMP RIGHT THERE <3

Gareth le simp is the best boyfriend on earth
by Definitely not Adams sidekick December 12, 2020
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SIMP ASS NIGGA

Ayo, you know that SIMP ASS NIGGA Jake?
by CHOONGUS420 March 10, 2020
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TOTAL SIMP

A TOTAL Simp only hangs out with his girlfriend and never hangs out with his mates. He also denies being a TOTAL Simp.
Look over there its that TOTAL Simp Jackson Mammone hanging out with his girlfriend like usual and hes not hanging out with his mates, its such a dog move. What a TOTAL Simp
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Ultra-Simp

Definition: Going extremely out of your way to do anything for a girl just because of her gender or her looks.Ultra-simp
means people have taken it to such extremes that they have to be put into mental-care facilities because of their extreme devotion to such Acts for the opposite gender.Mainly composed of men.
Example 1: Sambit bro, why are you still simping so hard for her and donating thousands of dollars when she rejected you long time-back, you are truly an Ultra-Simp.
by Know-it-All-Culture August 28, 2020
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Once-ler Simp

Someone who simps for the once-ler. Mainly tumblr user or 13/14 year old girls who have seen the Lorax to many times. Once-ler simp makes you breedable and submissive, you may also be a simp for Daniel from camp camp. These type of people probably read wattpadd fics self inserts like one direction.
You really like the once-ler you simp for him more than real people.

Once-ler simp- simp for the once-ler
by Eighttwelve August 14, 2021
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