urban dic self absorption

That one social media trend where every fucking person you follow, posts their name and urban dictionary description to there name in there story and you just wanna die.

Did you see Daves urban dic self absorption? He's the type of person who will fight for the rights that he believes he deserves.

by gloi kiwi November 22, 2021

Wisconsin self defense

Needless escalation of a tense situation followed by victim-playing on the part of the person who escalated the situation when their escalation turns against them.

I treated my cat's injury after he Wisconsin self defense'd a squirrel. He never learns

by Racoon Skittles November 22, 2021

Schrödinger Self-Worth

When your self-esteem exists in a quantum state of uncertainty until determined by the number on the scale.

My low self esteem makes me have Schrödinger self-worth!

by Inevshsjsjshx November 2, 2021

self unaware bitch

Someone who jokingly calls themself a bitch (or any other form of self deprecating humour that is intended to paint the author in a negative light) but then continues to act like one anyway without realising it

Jim-"Yeah im such a dickhead,"
Bob-"yes you are please stfu,"
Jim-"How dare you even say that you twat, you absolute whale dork,"
Bob-"you're a self unaware bitch,"

by MrWatermelon484 November 2, 2021

self-unaware-bitch

Someone who jokingly calls themself a bitch (or any other form of self deprecating humour that is intended to paint the author in a negative light) but then continues to act like one anyway without realising it

Jim-"Yeah im such a dickhead,"
Bob-"yes you are please stfu,"
Jim-"How dare you even say that you twat, you absolute whale dork,"
Bob-"you're a self-unaware-bitch,"

by MrWatermelon484 November 2, 2021

Self Defense

When someone tries to beat you up so you beat them up to stop them from beating you up.

Person 1 used self defense when Person 2 tried to chase him and grab his weapon. Person 2 seemed to have intent of harming Person 1.

by Based Cow November 18, 2021

DEMONSTRATIVE SELF-CONVERSING

People who carry on conversations with themselves as don't be fooled it is not crazy as it is the most FUCKING MANIPULATIVE MIND FUCK ASSHOLE.

You best ignore them as dissolve their presence.

Just observe these people overtime as for the most of their time they don't do this and you find out their DEMONSTRATIVE SELF-CONVERSING is nothing more as a very manipulative tactic to throw off your thinking as to think their schizoid but it is simply not the case ANAL ALAN is you are just THINKING OUT LOUD .

If you catch any words of these DEMONSTRATIVE SELF-CONVERSING people they will be TOXIC to your thoughts.

by FOLLOW THE PERFECT SUN September 6, 2021