Zach's penis

13 inches in length, this gigantic thing will turn you inside out with no problem. You will barely be able to fit it in your mouth. Get lots of lube before you try this penis.

I could barely take Zach's penis last night! I can barely walk!

by Godofreeee December 10, 2021

penis in butt

Putting Penis up ur friends butt and creaming and then covering it in shit then sticking it it there mouth

I cant wait to go give Trevor the penis in butt.

by Penis in butt January 14, 2021

Austins penis

Austins penis is so fucken massive that it cant fit in the hole so he will be a virgin his whole life

Austins penis cannot be used

by JOhnnnnndfdfd February 17, 2021

nenis penis

a dumbass who pisses in class while the cam is on

nenis penis sucks

by whorerology xox March 7, 2021

Penis-Possessors

A Penis Possessor is a person (doesn't have to be male because we respect the LGBTQ+ community) who possesses a penis. Any person who has a penis, is a penis possessor.

"Oh em gee look at those penis-possessors, so lucky. They don't get periods."
"Damn, those Penis-Possessors needs to complete the homework otherwise the penis-possessing teacher will whoop his ass."

by Not A Penis-Possessor March 25, 2021

Penis Friday

A pre-nsfw-purge Tumblr holiday where men would post nudes

Now a widespread meme where people rejoice in the old times

“Travis, put your dick away, after the Tumblr purge there’s no such thing as a penis Friday!”

by WippityWap June 4, 2021

Ex-Penis

A term used by people who have undergone surgery to switch from male to female to refer to their former penis.

Guy: I hope I don't get a boner during my presentation.
Girl: Yeah, my Ex-Penis used to do that all the time.

by Dog Ford\ June 16, 2021