bum fangler

verb-to pleasure one's butt with fangs or other teeth
noun-a homeless vampire

I just bum fangled your mom.
Wow, look at that weird bum fangler!

by bum47 May 1, 2016

Bum sole

When pedofilic crossguards kick school childrens butts, they get booty particles stuck on their shoes. When the police/Chris Hansen track down pedos, they check the shoes for a bum sole. Because of this, you can see pedos lick their feet because it is a habit for them to lick the bum sole off of shoes.

Crossguard 1: How much more bum sole is on my shoes?
Crossguard 2: Depends on how many children you molested.
Chris Hansen: Why don’t you take a seat right over there?

by Magadder100123 June 1, 2018

Reverse Bum

The act of offering a bum a warm meal in a restaurant with the inent to stick him/her with the check, aka reverse bum, after eating.

Employed citizen: Hey why don't you come with me to get something to eat.
Bum: wkhdujtzye...ok
-Moments before meal is completed-
Employed citizen: Wow that was good. I'm going to go to the restroom; excuse me.

Employed citizen then takes off for the door thus not paying for the meal or completing a reverse bum on the homeless person.

by dingdangdingdong October 21, 2008

Bum lick

When someone tries to bribe you for something, tea in Britain. If you are called a bum lick, you better fuck off because you probably aren’t wanted :D

Oh I like tea *adjusts monical*. You look beautiful today, can I have some te- NO FUCK OFF YOU SLOPPY BASTARD.nobody wants a bum lick

by Bummerbumcrack July 7, 2019

Bum club

Bum club is a club consisting of 4 people, mostly males, who show their bums (or other parts) for fun. Meeting usually take place when members are alone at night.

Damn that was a mad bum club sesh yesterday

by Emo fornite goat November 18, 2021

Biting Bum

To suck up to someone for no reason at all

Sam: Look at the way Jim is sucking up to Laura
Tom: He is really biting bum
Sam: ya it's so disgraceful

by smartguy360 November 11, 2022

Chest Bum

When a bird has boobs that are so big, it looks like she has a bum on her chest.

Lad 1:' Fook me son look at the size of those bad boys'

lad 2; 'holy shit, they so big they loook like a bum'

Lad 1: 'thats classic chest bum material'

by WellsTownHero November 10, 2010