three ways from sunday

A) To do something a number of ways to achieve the desired result.

Ex. I glued, screwed, and nailed that table leg back on. Its fastened three ways from sunday.

B) Numerous reasons that something can't be fixed.

Ex. That old tractor has a cracked block, a broken steering wheel, and the transmission is shot. Its fucked three ways from sunday.

In order to follow the laws of Canada citizens must lock their firearms up three ways from sunday.

by Ryan00101101 February 14, 2017

Rub One Out Of The Way

Masturbating in order to dispel distracting thoughts of sex while working/studying/trying to focus on something else.

I need to rub one out of the way so I can focus on studying for my midterms.

by whitedevilwhitedevil May 7, 2013

fuck with you the long way

a relationship having to do with being more than friends.

Yo jj, I fuck with you the long way.

by yoloswag420blazeit420 November 19, 2013

I hit a cat on the way

An excuse given when running late to work, wedding, party, etc. Instead of trying to make up something, you just say you hit a cat, that is why you're late. Hitting a cat wouldn't impact anything, in terms of time, so it's not an excuse, but more or less done to add amusement to the tardiness and delfect any heat you would get otherwise.

Text Message: Can we move our meeting till later in the day, I hit a cat on the way there.

Your boss: Lol, I was about to fire you, but this is clever, I'm going to reuse this.

by unodos November 13, 2013

Feeling some type of way

Catching feelings for someone. Has you feeling confused as to what you should do regarding the person. Maybe want to start a relationship, maybe want to just have sexual encounters, depends on how deep the situation is. You really want to be close to that person whether it's physical or emotional. You could just sit there and smile at them.

He/she really got me feeling some type of way tonight

by The hott one September 13, 2015

feeling some type of way

Offended, slighted or bothered.

I don't know man! Seeing her with that guy had me feeling some type of way

by nuva November 15, 2016

Clothed Three-Way Outercourse

A sexual situation that involves either two guys and one girl or two girls and one guy. All participants have their clothes on and there is absolutely no penetration. Actions can include stroking, touching, rubbing, spooning, and manual masterbation. Common places to partake in this action are on couches or in movie theaters. CTWOs (as they are better known) are for people that aren't ready to go for intercourse or where it would be too akward to have interocurse with three people.

Jack: I can't believe this is happening

Jake: I know. Who knew she would ask us both for a back massage.

Jack: Even if this Clothed Three-Way Outercourse doesn't lead to anything she's still so hot it doesn't matter.

Jake: Great job man. We go too hard.

by 69master December 23, 2012