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Wilde Hilde aka Hannah

Ohne Brille nix los. Keine Chance Kreuzworträtsel oder die siebenhundertdreiundzwanzigste,achteinssechste Mathe Aufgabe zu lösen.

Trude (ACHTUNG: vierbeinig aber KEIN Pferd) ist als zwar hinternloser aber ständiger Begleiter oder persönliches Taxi stets an ihrer Seite, sollte sie sich nicht gerade im Parkhaus verlaufen oder mal wieder keine Motivation haben die Beine in Gang zu bringen, um (natürlich absolut nötiger Weise.. *nicht*) Stunden vor Unterrichtsbeginn die Schule zu erreichen.

Fragwürdig bleibt dennoch: ist es Trude oder doch unsere Hannah, die die verhassten 50cm Wesen aus der niederen Bevölkerungsgruppe (=Kinder) ummähen will?

Die Antwort kennen nur die beiden... doch durch fallende Kommentare bei Begegnungen mit Individuen dieser Art lässt sich erahnen, wer die 100%ige Wahrscheinlichkeit für sin solches für Hass codierendes Allel in sich trägt.
Wilde Hilde aka Hannah: "och ne digga, schon wieder diese scheiß Dreckskinder immer, da will man sich einmal ne Brezel kaufen bruder."
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the straightest girl you will ever meet. painfully, painfully straight. she'll be super tall and super hot, but then ask you what cishet even means. still the sweetest person you'll ever meet, her disgusting taste in music is worth it if you actually get to know her.
Hannah is so nice, she'll always have your back!
by anonymous November 3, 2021
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Hannah D

Hannah D is an amazing friend. With a sense of wonder they will make your day better. Appreciate your Hannah D
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A person that always uses inside jokes in sentences so half the people dont even get whats going on in the conversation. Use words that they find in videos that they dont know the definition of. Also is a jackwad 90% of the time when in a call with more than 2 people or in public talking with more than a person. for example a hannah would say: "wow dick pizza shit ass 24 thats easy 17 21 21 21" and that would mean something
What the fuck did that god forsaken sentence mean, how can someone be such a Hannah?
by super idol November 8, 2021
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Hannah

If your name is hannah, you are dumb by defualt. It is a proven fact.
Hannah tends to lack any source of common sence and commonly described as being dumb or illiterate.
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Hannah is the gayest person you'll ever meet. Hannah practices witchcraft and practically lives in the "bitch barn". She loves animals and wants to be a veterinarian. Hannah has the thickest fattest ass, it could blow you away. She has no titties tho. Hannah is a crazy crackhead bitch. She smokes weed and makes hippy dippy trippy art, pretty cool tbh. BE FRIENDS WITH HANNAH YOU WON'T REGRET IT!!! *Let's be friends so we can make out*🎶
Hannah is the baddest bitch
Hannah is so cool
by Stalker6969 November 14, 2021
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the best person in the world, very strict and very dramatic but you gotta love her because she brings great joy into your life. she isn't very good at opening up or expressing how she feels due to trauma but she'll still love you like no one else.
boy: "i love hannah, shes truly one of a kind."
by your mums bed November 16, 2021
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