beat your eggs

a clean/new way to say beat your a$$. Usually used in the AM.

I swear Todd I'm gonna beat your eggs.

by Armadill0 May 5, 2018

beating walls down

stretching the vagina out while sex

Last night I was beating walls down after my dinner date

by CCG boss September 17, 2021

beating a dead penis

When someone excessively pesters you about whether you had an erection in response to seeing someone

Peter: So you had a massive boner the entire time, right?
Paul: No, dude, you're beating a dead penis.

by TheNonErect August 9, 2023

Beat Tweak Meat

The end result of a 12 hour meth binge and jacking off. Basically it is a shivered up raw version of what was once a majestic penis.

GIRL - COME ON BABE, DON'T YOU WANT TO FUCK ME
GUY - I CANT, I SMOKED TOO MUCH METH LAST NIGHT
GIRL - OKAY SO? HERE LET ME PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS......
GUY - NO BABE STOP
GIRL - OMG WHAT HAPPENED? YOUR COCK LOOKS LIKE BEAT TWEAK MEAT!!!!!

by On the gang August 24, 2019

beat the third horse

Verb:

1. The act of going up against a rival that you did not see coming because they are otherwise known to be punks.

2. Any actions performed in excess that realistically should not be performed. For example, excessive masturbation to the point of turning one's skin raw, or done in an unkind manner.

Dave has been up in his room for a long time, he must have had a long week.

"$20 says he's going all out and just about to beat the third horse"

by J.Demosa March 29, 2017

You beat everything

A polite way of telling someone what a giant fuck up he is

joe: You beat everything, Hunter. You know that?
hunter: Oh, come on, Dad
joe: You beat every-THING!
hunter: Ah, geez...

by thurb August 8, 2021

Yeet your beat

When you throw your speaker when banging beats are playing

Yeeeeeeeaaah boiiiiiiii I yeet your beat

by Yooooo it’s ya boi yeeeeeeeeee November 2, 2019