by PWhite69 March 02, 2022
Person 1: He, Do you want to play games?
Person 2: No I have Windows update
Windows: * Working on update's 17% Please don't turn off the computer
Person 2: No I have Windows update
Windows: * Working on update's 17% Please don't turn off the computer
by Tjempo July 16, 2020
scalar physical quantity numerically equal to the product of force and distance if the two are parallel
by Maria Angelaa February 28, 2024
"Man, I've been working like a dog", he muttered into the phone, his feet up, eyes on the game, the bag of Doritos on his chest almost empty. There must have been a time, long ago, he imagined, when dogs spent their lives herding cattle from sunrise to sunset, but any actual 21st century dog he knew was lazier than The Dude.
by Monkey's Dad March 01, 2020
Is the art of a woman in her 40’s pretending she’s off at her job when she’s really off playing around. Job titles usually include ‘air-hostess’ as this can maximise her time away from the home.
Carly: “Hey Leanne’s looking all done up today” Hayley: “Yeh it’s the cravat I think! Leanne’s loving her new job at Qantas”
Hayley “What can I say, Leanne’s at work”
Hayley “What can I say, Leanne’s at work”
by Carly and Hayley June 15, 2022
Changing the world like you change the toilet paper role with one good deed at a time is doing the lord’s work.
When you do what Jesus would do because somebody’s gotta do it.
When you do what Jesus would do because somebody’s gotta do it.
by BabyGotRaQ September 29, 2023
by Epic Sauce 5555 May 10, 2021