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Thug Unit

Holy fuck mad thug units!

Yo theres some thug units on that corner lets turn back!

A thug unit was about to rob me but i ran!

Theres mad thug units there at this time!
by 269 October 14, 2008
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absolute fuckin unit

a chubby, spotty girl with a massive nose and forehead
by absolutefuckinunit March 9, 2019
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Relaxing Unit

The relaxing Unit, symbol rU, (pronounced: "are you" often with a slight pirate accent) is a derived unit of relaxation or well-deserved laziness/irresponsibility.

It is equal to;
1.) the amount of Netflix required to prompt the watcher(s), "Are you still watching?".

2.) the energy absorbed (relaxing done) when applying 1 each 24oz. Porterhouse Steak to ones mouth. Note: only meat can be used for this conversion (no veggies, rice, fruit) as the amount of work done by the consumed animal is stored in the meat as potential energy which now becomes useable energy by the human absorbing the meat.

3.) passing a direct electric current of 400 Amperes through one human hand for one second.

This unit was realized by the American, Sir Joshua Cook (1984-present), after the avid Netflix watcher/carnivore/basement tinkerer noticed a similar bust of energy throughout his body after experiencing all three of these events.
"I definitely scored 1 Relaxing Unit while my boss was on vacation."

"Sarah's BJ's, easily 2.5 rU's, I'll be good for a while."
by SirCook January 26, 2015
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Elementary schools in the United States

the main point of delivery of primary education, for children between the ages of 5–11 (sometimes 5-10 or 5-12) and coming between pre-kindergarten and secondary education.
Elementary schools in the United States are the best.
by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023
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United States of AIPAC

A sarcastic way of saying "U.S.A." (United States of America) as the U.S. government is heavily influenced by AIPAC (The American Israel Public Affairs Committee), so using this term is a jab at how the U.S. government always does whatever AIPAC tells it to do
-"Hey man, did you know that most U.S. congressmen are on AIPAC's payroll??"
-"Wtf?? Is this the United States of AIPAC or something???"
by Cpt.Sus July 31, 2024
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United States

Another way to call Mexico. Due to its official name is Mexican United States.
-Where are you from?
-I am from United States!
-Oh, USA?
-No, Mexican United States
by Mr.Chilo July 12, 2022
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