The relaxing Unit, symbol rU, (pronounced: "are you" often with a slight pirate accent) is a derived unit of relaxation or well-deserved laziness/irresponsibility.
It is equal to;
1.) the amount of Netflix required to prompt the watcher(s), "Are you still watching?".
2.) the energy absorbed (relaxing done) when applying 1 each 24oz. Porterhouse Steak to ones mouth. Note: only meat can be used for this conversion (no veggies, rice, fruit) as the amount of work done by the consumed animal is stored in the meat as potential energy which now becomes useable energy by the human absorbing the meat.
3.) passing a direct electric current of 400 Amperes through one human hand for one second.
This unit was realized by the American, Sir Joshua Cook (1984-present), after the avid Netflix watcher/carnivore/basement tinkerer noticed a similar bust of energy throughout his body after experiencing all three of these events.
It is equal to;
1.) the amount of Netflix required to prompt the watcher(s), "Are you still watching?".
2.) the energy absorbed (relaxing done) when applying 1 each 24oz. Porterhouse Steak to ones mouth. Note: only meat can be used for this conversion (no veggies, rice, fruit) as the amount of work done by the consumed animal is stored in the meat as potential energy which now becomes useable energy by the human absorbing the meat.
3.) passing a direct electric current of 400 Amperes through one human hand for one second.
This unit was realized by the American, Sir Joshua Cook (1984-present), after the avid Netflix watcher/carnivore/basement tinkerer noticed a similar bust of energy throughout his body after experiencing all three of these events.
"I definitely scored 1 Relaxing Unit while my boss was on vacation."
"Sarah's BJ's, easily 2.5 rU's, I'll be good for a while."
"Sarah's BJ's, easily 2.5 rU's, I'll be good for a while."
by SirCook January 26, 2015
Get the Relaxing Unit mug.Good Country for most part
-tech innovation
-good movies
-good tv
-delicious food
-amazing cities (nyc, la, sf, dc, Chicago etc)
-beautiful nature (Grand Canyon, Yosemite, Yellowstone etc)
-gorgeous women
-wealthy
-nice houses
Then there is the bad
-foreign policy (Vietnam, Iraq wars and cia coups in Iran, Guatemala and chile)
-military spending is too high
-political division
-a lot of the media is too biased
Overall no country is perfect and the us is no exception
-tech innovation
-good movies
-good tv
-delicious food
-amazing cities (nyc, la, sf, dc, Chicago etc)
-beautiful nature (Grand Canyon, Yosemite, Yellowstone etc)
-gorgeous women
-wealthy
-nice houses
Then there is the bad
-foreign policy (Vietnam, Iraq wars and cia coups in Iran, Guatemala and chile)
-military spending is too high
-political division
-a lot of the media is too biased
Overall no country is perfect and the us is no exception
The United States of America is a complex society. Good people and ideals but some awful choices by the government
by Mysterion1374 January 3, 2024
Get the United States of America mug.by funny cube guy June 9, 2024
Get the United States of America mug.by Hotfirepants101 February 26, 2019
Get the Unit mug.by Jimmy Jones and the Ass Crew August 6, 2017
Get the penial unit mug.Description of a massive human being, to the point where it is utterly unrealistic. A unit probably never leaves the gym, and will also probably never stop increasing in size.
by Dapper Boi December 13, 2018
Get the Unit mug.by Hou$tars2024 May 24, 2021
Get the unit mug.