Baloney sandwiches

A friendlier way of saying, “Bullshit.”

Dude, you are so full of baloney sandwiches.

by Weegee420 November 8, 2019

Icecream sandwich

The act of ejaculating into one's hand, then fisting a woman's vagina with it. Bonus points if you, or another person licks the jizz out. Creamy deliciousness.

Cum and fisting are my favourite things, why not combine them into an icecream sandwich?

by Avakadoogirl February 10, 2020

Truck Sandwiched

While driving on the road if your car is in between two big trucks either sideways or front-back.

Dude1 (on the phone): C'mon buddy where are you? Come fast.
Dude2 (on the phone): I am trying my best to drive fast...but I am Truck Sandwiched.

by MangeshHendre February 11, 2010

Marty Sandwich

When two seemingly heterosexual, but secretly homosexual has a breakout on a public dance floor, removes their clothing and acts in an extremely homo-erotic way whilst screaming, "MARTY SANDWICH"

Please note that sometimes the term "WITHOUT THE WRAPPINGS" is yelled as a metaphor to describe their shirtless state, "With the fillings" is when they put a female companion in between their shirtless beings as a form of homo-erotic torture.

Stan: "Damn, the music is good in here"
John: "It is so mate, GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS?"
Stan: "Mate, ;) MAAARTY SANDWICH
(Electro-Funk music in the background, John and Stan proceed to remove clothing and move uncomfortably close to one another)
John: MARTY SANDWICH WITHOUT THE WRAPPINGS!!

by Davidarchuletayouaresohot April 2, 2011

Stoner Sandwich

Peanut Butter and egg sandwich

one day, two stoners, one of which wanted peanut butter, the other wanting eggs, decided to come together to make a peanut butter and egg sandwich, the ultimate stoner sandwich

by Tim5555555 January 8, 2009

Ham Sandwich

Although usually used as a punishment for bad sex, a ham sandwich can also be something for kinky and wierd chicks. It begins with a man walking up and down a girls body with his legs stratilling her body (she is laying down and he is standing) he then shits all over her untill he is done. He then continues by pissing all over her body. He finally completes the sandwich by laying on top of her.

Dude, that chich was so bad last night i had to give her a ham sandwich.

by Lonestar Comet June 13, 2008

The Westford Waffle Sandwich

The act of sharting through a window screen and proceeding to close the window, only to have the shit sandwhich itself in between the screen and glass.

Wow, did you see the westford waffle sandwich Craig and I made in the neighbor's window? Old Man Jenkins is gonna be so pissed.

by definition_daddy👅💦 February 4, 2017