spoiled beans

According to all known laws
of aviation,

there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Ooming!

Hang on a second.

Hello?

- Barry?
- Adam?

- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.

Looking sharp.

Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.

Sorry. I'm excited.

Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.

A perfect report card, all B's.

Very proud.

Ma! I got a thing going here.

- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!

- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!

Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!

- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.

- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation.

Never thought I'd make it.

Three days grade school,
three days high school.

Those were awkward.

Three days college. I'm glad I took
a day and hitchhiked around the hive.

You did come back different.

- Hi, Barry.
- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.

oops thanos dies twice in end game and hulk snaps everyone back i made spoiled beans

by spoodertable10000 May 3, 2019

bean boot

The most beautiful and friendly alligator who goes to Fiesta cuts

Did you see that girl get becked? Yeah, she's a total bean boot though, so she will be fine.

by Lildiknik December 14, 2018

Cowboy beans

Hemorrhoids caused by the inevitable homosexual relations between male cowboys out on the range.

I gotta get off this horse, my cowboy beans are killing me.

by Chief Maizholington January 18, 2023

bean harassment

When the beaner gets super upset with everyone. If some says “what’s up beaner” or looks at him. He will get super mad at you, because he’s been taking the coopshloong 24/7. Then he will proceed to say that you are harassing him. Then threatened to call the cops.

Bean harassment- Threatening to call the cops on you for the bean harassment.

You: What’s up beaner.
Beaner: *Angry Look* *Angry Noises*
You: What’s wrong beaner.

Beaner: Stop harassing me, I’m going to call the cops if you keep doing this.

by darwin2345 June 14, 2022

Sex beans

Referring to testes, balls, testicles, nuts etc...

Mother: Do you know where your testes are?
Son: Oh, you mean my sex beans?

by Spiffy216 May 30, 2018

Mike beans

Gnocci

"What are we having for dinner? Mike beans in basil marinara sauce."

by downesdecock November 16, 2022

Hoolia Bean

Hoolia Beans are the full names of Hoolia’s. They are typically small and quiet and don’t talk to people. They steal your food often. I don’t recommend adopting one.

Person 1: what’s that..stealing your food?
Person 2: oh that’s a Hoolia bean

by Willowstar21 March 24, 2019